Sans: wait, kid, i don't know what this means. who's reader?
Frisk: *looks at him with no emotion* People write stories of you screwing the reader of the story, and the reader reads it because they have a strange kink for skeletons.
Sans:.....what.
Frisk: they even give you things like tongues, tentacles, and a d--
Sans: i get it!
Frisk: Oh look, here they come. Bu-bye. *makes mad-dash out of room*
Sans: wait! don't leave me alone!
PervertedFan: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Sans: why...why me?
PervertedFan: SANNNNNNSSSSYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!
Sans: please, don't call me thaaAAAA
PervertedFan: *picks up Sans* You shall be mine forever, senpai.
Sans: buddy, i really do not appreciate being touched, much less held.
PervertedFan: I LOVE YOU.
Sans: i don't.
PervertedFan: TOO BAD *smooches his teeth*
Sans:!!!! *kicks*
PervertedFan: *drops him* OW!
Sans: i call foul play! no no no no noooo! *runs out of room*
PervertedFan: B-but, you didn't impregnate me yet!!!
Sans: *runs into frisk*
Frisk: Sans?!
Sans: i thought i was supposed to react to a ship, not do it!!!!
Frisk: What are you even talking about?
Sans: my lips have lost their virginity *looks off into distance*
Frisk:....Sans, you don't have any lips.
Sans:...oh yeah.
PervertedFan: Oh Sansyyyy~ You can't hide from me~
Sans:gotta go kid! *runs*
PervertedFan: NO GET BACK HERE, HAVE MY BABIES!!!
Frisk:...-_-*throws pokeball at PervertedFan*
* The pokeball destroyed itself and what was inside it *
PervertedFan's Rating:
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Infinity/20HP
Sans' Rating:
my first kiss was forced... and for crying out loud, i don't even have a d***! -666/20HP
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Undertale Characters React to Ships
FanfictionOkay, so basically, I'm going to try to take any canon clues I can find to come up with their reactions to the ship. It will follow the same order as my own opinions if you want to compare or something, xD. But this is all for fun! I don't even know...
