Daughter: dad could you pick me up from school?
Dad: what, why?!
Daughter: I'm suspended
Dad: young lady your grounded! what did you do?
Daughter: well, the teacher said "if your an idiot, then stand up"
Dad: and?
Daughter: I stood up and said, "well I didn't want you to be alone"
Dad: you are ungrounded! lets pick up some frozen yogurt after I pick you up!
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Funny Text Fails
Randomthis is a book on all the funny text fails I have found on the internet
