Random person: hey how are you?
Me: um great. how are you. who is this?
Random person: good. I'm the previous owner of this number. just wanted to see how you were liking it.
Me: well I would like it a lot better if your attorneys and debit collectors would leave me alone..... by the way, your doctor called and your herpes test was negative :)

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Funny Text Fails
Randomthis is a book on all the funny text fails I have found on the internet