GF: I have my heart surgery today
BF: I know
GF: I love you
BF: I love you more!
*after heart surgery her dad is the only one in the room*
GF: where is he?
Dad: don't you know who gave you the heart?
GF: *starts crying*
Dad: just kidding, he went to the bathroom

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Funny Text Fails
Randomthis is a book on all the funny text fails I have found on the internet