Son: hey dad remember when I killed that butterfly and you "no butter for a week"?
Dad: yeah?
Son: and when I killed that honeybee you said "no honey for a week"?
Dad: yeah, that was a month ago so what?
Son: mum just killed a cockroach, should I break it to her?
Dad: ...
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Funny Text Fails
Randomthis is a book on all the funny text fails I have found on the internet
