Aries: "Ewww." *pushes Cancer closer to it.*
Taurus: Throws up on the body then starts apologizing like crazy to the body as if it can hear them
Gemini: Shakes, then starts crying
Cancer: Throws up and runs after Pisces
Leo: "Oh my fucking god is that a dead body???? Ewww!!!! What the actual fuck????!!!!!"
Virgo: Tries to clean up the mess; gets arrested for tampering with the crime scene
Libra: The dead body
Scorpio: Starts inspecting the body to see if they can figure out the cause of death
Sagittarius: Argues with Scorpio over the cause of death
Capricorn: Takes pictures, then makes a quick getaway because they don't want to be seen near a dead body
Aquarius: Tries to communicate with the spirit of the dead body to find out what happened
Pisces: Freaks out, runs away, and tries to find help
