aries:calls the teachers daddy
taurus:got kicked out for burning their permanent record
gemini:has homicidal thoughts
cancer:nicknamed a teacher archmage milkman
leo:that one bitchy girl
virgo:m u s i c
libra:always late
scorpio:all the drama. all of it.
sagittarius:up to their eyes in missing homework
capricorn:doesn't do anything, just reads
aquarius:is doing every extracurricular activity
pisces:the only one turning in their work and getting good grades
