Vampire Diaries Imagines And Preferences

TVD quotes

A/N: this is basically just a list of some of the best and funniest quotes/lines from each of the characters, hope this makes you smile or laugh! I chose three quotes for each characters since there were so many options and one is just not enough. I also added Silas for this preference because he's funny and why not? Let me know if you want a part 2!

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Stefan: "I'm not sad, I'm freaking hungry!"

"Oh, I'm sorry. Your tone implies that I'm actually supposed to care."

"You're using your calm voice today, who's getting killed?"

Damon: "I will rip your heart out and shove it down your throat. Something I'm very good at."

"Vampires can't procreate, but we love to try."

"Didn't you find it weird that you made a friend so fast? Have you met you?"

Jeremy: "We should trust the guy who changed personalities overnight?"

"Turns out a social life isn't as much fun as kicking vampire ass."

"My friend just got here and yes Damon, I actually have some."

Klaus: "Let's all say a prayer for Finn, who slept in a box longer than he lives as a man."

"We can sit and eat, or I can reach down your throats and pull out your insides."

"I promise I'm not a serial killer, I just want to use your phone."

Kol: "I'm itching to kill something."

"I've met a lot of people and you don't particularly stand out."

"I was just thinking of all the clever ways I could have your brother killed."

Elijah: "The moment you cease to be of use to me, you're dead."

"I need some air. I'm still feeling a tad dead."

"I'm a little behind on the times, but I believe the term you're searching for is O.M.G."

Kai: "This water literally started pooling in my eyes, has that ever happened to you? Like water just oozing out of my eyeballs like I'm some alien creature extruding fluids."

"Isn't it gonna be funny when I kill her using her own magic? Wait, is that funny or sad? I get my emotions mixed up."

"Why don't I reanimate your dead parents for a tea party while I'm at it?"

Silas: "Look, I get why you like her. I mean I have a soft spot for brunettes too. What I don't get is why she likes you."

"Two thousand years of a miserable existence and I finally get to die."

"Every love story needs that one thing that just keeps getting in the way. Kinda like you Damon."