Sengoku BASARA || Reader-Inserts

[REQ] you're an idiot || sanada yukimura

requested by tokusatu-heros1

i'm running out of titles ~~

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"OOOOYAKATA-SAMA!"

"YUKIMURA!"

"OYAKATA-SAMA!"

"YUKIMURA!"

Your grip on the cloth while drying the plates tightened. "Those two..." You grumbled, continuing on with your wiping as the other handmaids poured out of the room, knowing what was about to happen next.

A punch from Shingen was all it took to send Yukimura flying through the walls. Even though you were quite used to it, you couldn't help but to let out a shriek as the brunette tore through the walls, almost dropping a plate.

"OYAKATA-SAMA!" Yukimura exclaimed, running towards the grinning Shingen to get punched again.

You took a quick glance at him and saw that he was all battered and bruised. You huffed and set the last plate on its place. "Stupid Yukimura." You muttered, washing your hands and then leaving the room.

You went outside and stood on a vacant space. The servants were watching the two with either amused or fearful faces, having seen this over and over again in their time of working here. You let out a big sigh and ran a hand through your hair. Will they ever stop doing this?

"I don't really think so." Said a voice from above. You looked up at the tree near to you and saw Sasuke sitting on a branch, resting his cheek on his hand.

"Good afternoon, Sarutobi." You greeted. "...Did I say that out loud?" You frowned at him, and the ninja just shrugged in reply.

"Maybe, or maybe I just know what you were thinking."

You turned back to Yukimura and Shingen's punching fest. It was a miracle that the building hasn't collapsed yet. It might have been a new record. Now, more importantly, how was Yukimura doing? You squinted your eyes to try and focus on him, but it was to no avail. He was getting punched too quickly. From your point of view, Shingen seemed to also be bruised, but not as bad as Yukimura. You smiled at the thought of Yukimura placing a few punches back to Shingen. It reminds you that he can fight back... sort of.

Sasuke cleared his throat, cutting off your line of thought and getting your attention. "So, (F/N)-chan, when are you gonna confess to Master Sanada?"

You broke into a fit of coughs after that question. "H-how..?!" You exclaimed, looking at the camo-wearing ninja from above.

"Everyone knows, except for Master Sanada himself.." Sasuke replied, scratching his cheek. "Y'know, it painfully obvious when your personality switches when you're around him."

You blinked in confusion, and Sasuke just sighed at your reaction.

"Well, just try not to think about it too much for now... In the mean time," Sasuke said and pointed at the direction where Yukimura and Shingen were having their punching fests, "I think you should go to him now."

Turning to look at where he pointed, you let out a shriek when you saw the two tigers lying on the ground, apparently unconscious. "LORD YUKIMURA!" You called out, rushing towards the young man covered in bruises.

You gently shook him and repeatedly gave small slaps to his face to try and wake him up. "Yukimura..." You growled when he didn't budge, gripping tightly on his red jacket.

"Hey now," Sasuke appeared behind you, making a 'calm down' motion, "don't be too rough on hi-"

You didn't listen to a word he said and punched Yukimura in the face, the ninja behind you flinching at your actions. Suddenly, he shot up and reflexively punched you. "OOOOYAKATA-SAMA!!" He shouted, but then looked at you in horror when he realized what he did.

The other servants looked on with scared expressions, seeing you roll up your sleeve and walk up to Yukimura.

"(F-F/N)!" He took steps back with every step forward you took, "I did not mean to..! I'm sorry!"

"Lord Yukimura..." You said through gritted teeth, rolling your shoulder in preparation of what's to come next. "You... are... an... IDIOT!" You cried out, delivering an uppercut to poor Yukimura, who was sent flying into the castle's debris. "WHAT IF YOU WERE TOO INJURED TO FIGHT IN THE NEXT BATTLE, HUH?!?" You scolded him, and began briskly walking towards the body in the middle of the destroyed building.

"WAH! (F/N), DO NOT COME ANY CLOSER!"

Sasuke helped a now-conscious Shingen up and the latter gave out a boisterous laugh. "My lord... Now is not the time to be laughing." Sasuke muttered, sweatdropping at how the scene went from Shingen and Yukimura punching each other to Yukimura running away from (F/N)'s punches.

"Ahahaha! That girl surely packs a punch!" Shingen boomed, grinning the situation before him. "I expect no less from Yukimura's beloved!"

Sasuke sighed. There was now a new addition to the whole punching thing.

"(F/N) PLEASE STOP THIS! I LOVE YOU WITH ALL MY HEART!"

"I... I.. Dammit, I love you too, Lord Yukimura! BUT OUR FEELINGS FOR EACH OTHER WON'T STOP ME FROM GIVING YOU WHAT YOU DESERVE!"

Realization dawned on the people watching this scene. Some of them had horrified expressions on their face, some just looked plain tired, and some gave out a weak smile.

They were going to have to deal with this everyday.

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does this count as tsundere! reader? |D

i thought it'd be funny for reader to also have a ... strong punch. together with shingen and yukimura, they'll be a happy punching family!