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Literally no patience. Threatens to cut your throat every 0.5 seconds, then proceeds to cry: Aries, Pisces, Gemini, Leo, Libra, Scorpio
Stares into the abyss. Laughs at everything. Questions life itself and can't focus on anything: Taurus, Virgo, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius
Note: Scorpio is mentioned twice
I am both of these

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Zodiac Signs
RandomA collection of funny zodiac things I've found on the Internet or just thought of. Note: Does Swear Highest Ranking: #40 in Random 9/12/16