(Based off my friends/family/people I know)
Aries: *Starts unloading rounds into zombies*
Taurus: "Go away!!!!"
Gemini: *Running around trying to fix the power/electricity/internet*
Cancer: *Gets hair pulled by zombie* *Cries for days*
Leo: "The Walking Dead is real!!!!!!" So us...tehehe-Both
Virgo: "Come at me b*tches!" (Virgo we know said he would protect us)
Libra: Maniacally laughing "Hehehhe blood!"
Scorpio: *Tries to make peace with he zombies like they are aliens*
Sagittarius: "Where's the beer?!"
Capricorn: *Fires the zombies brains with a blow torch*
Aquarius: *Punches them in the face*
Pisces: "Halp!!! The a**holes are after meh!!"

BINABASA MO ANG
Zodiac Signs
RandomA collection of funny zodiac things I've found on the Internet or just thought of. Note: Does Swear Highest Ranking: #40 in Random 9/12/16