Signs During The Zombie Apocalypse

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(Based off my friends/family/people I know)


Aries: *Starts unloading rounds into zombies*

Taurus:  "Go away!!!!"

Gemini: *Running around trying to fix the power/electricity/internet*

Cancer: *Gets hair pulled by zombie* *Cries for days*

Leo: "The Walking Dead is real!!!!!!" So us...tehehe-Both

Virgo: "Come at me b*tches!" (Virgo we know said he would protect us)

Libra: Maniacally laughing "Hehehhe blood!" 

Scorpio: *Tries to make peace with he zombies like they are aliens*

Sagittarius: "Where's the beer?!"

Capricorn: *Fires the zombies brains with a blow torch*

Aquarius: *Punches them in the face*

Pisces: "Halp!!! The a**holes are after meh!!"

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