FRANCIS- Sharpies and Shaving Cream

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*The picture above is Francis!!!! Only he needs platinum blonde hair... but it is so close!!!!! What do you guys think? *

The music is so slow that I can hardly stay awake. Put your foot here...hand there...step...step..turn..step...step...turn... When I finally finish the song I turn around and James and Azari are both sitting on two ends of the couch...asleep. Seriously guys...I go through all this work and you fall asleep! ASLEEP of all things... I smirk. This is the perfect opportunity.... There's an old prank that I have wanted to do all my life, but I never got a chance.... Sharpies have soooo many uses...and shaving cream is the perfect wig. I am careful to not make a sound as I creep into the kitchenette as I search for the first item I require, the marker. I slowly open a drawer and pull out my weapon of choice. One down...one more to go... I pay no attention to the time as I tiptoe into the bathroom. I grab the can of shaving cream. I am now armed and ready. Let operation prank commence... With my eyes on my target, James. James is first...Azari has never done anything to me...but James had this coming for a long time... I gently pull the cap of the marker. ...this is the moment of truth...its now or never Hawkguy... I hold my breath as I hover the marker above his face. I think I'll make James a pirate...ah yes a large mustache, eyepatch, and bushy eyebrows will be perfect... I touch the tip of the marker to his face and to my pleasure an amusement a dark black streak is left behind. I draw the shapes and images on his face whilst trying to not laugh out loud. Quietly and quickly...that is how the best pranks are done...it will be worth it in the end... I steel my mind as I add the finishing touches to his face. There...its absolutely horrendous...perfect... I step away from James and move to Azari. I'll make him a kitty cat...its fitting...hehehe child of the cat king...cat... I quickly decorate Azari's face with a black noes, whiskers, and a kitty face around his mouth. ...DON'T LAUGH...hold it in...whew that was close... I think as I almost burst into boisterous laughing. I'm not done yet...still gotta add the finishing touch...shaving cream... I put the marker in the pocket of my robe and pull the cap off the shaving cream. I stand over James and put a heaping pile of shaving cream in a perfect spiral right on top of his head. ...His face will be priceless... What to do for Azari? ...Why not make them match? It is only fair that they suffer the same amount... I spray the rest of the contents of the can ontop of Azari's head so that the pile towers a half a foot high. ...I can hardly wait... I want to go to sleep, but to make sure that I don't miss the moment I plug my phone into the wall, turn the video recorder on, and position it so that it is videotaping them. ...This might be my best prank yet! Boy are they gonna be ticked... I lay down on my air mattress and position my pillow under my head. Here I am playing a prank when in a few days we could all be dead...killed by Doom in our struggle to free Henry....James could die...Azari could die...Torrun could die...what if...

Sooo What do you think of the prank? If you can think of anybody that resembles any of the other characters please let me know! I'm working hard to find pictures, but it is SUPER hard. And I know James hasn't been around in a while. I promise the next chapter will be in his POV!

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