I'm Ugly And I'm Proud!

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Balloon Boy: *sobs*

Foxy: what's wrong laddie?

Balloon Boy: *sniff* I-I'm ugly!

Foxy: your right, you are ugly, but you know crying isn't going to solve the problem...

Balloon boy: then what is?

Foxy: here I'll show you...

Foxy takes Balloon Boy to the roof. Balloon Boy looked over the edge of the building and gulps.

Balloon Boy: s-so? Why are we up here?

Foxy: to help you with your problem

Balloon Boy: how is being on top of a building going to help me with my ugly problem?

Foxy: oh your ugly problem is unfixable, I'm just trying to help you be proud of your ugliness.

Balloon Boy: how-

Foxy: just do why I say, okay?

Balloon Boy: okay...

Foxy: now repeat after me, "I am ugly and I'm proud!"

Balloon Boy: *mumbles* I'm ugly and I'm proud

Foxy: I can't hear you!

Balloon Boy: *says a bit louder* I'm ugly and I'm proud

Foxy: a little louder please!

Balloon Boy: *shouts* I'm ugly and I'm proud!!

Foxy: AGAIN!

Balloon Boy: I'M UGLY AND I'M PROUD! I'M UGLY AND I'M PROUD! I'M UGLY AND I'M PROUDDDD!!!!!

~meanwhile in Mike's office~

Mike: *hears Balloon Boy yelling* I can never get some peace and quiet in this place.

~Meanwhile on the roof~

Foxy: better laddie?

Balloon Boy: I'M MORE THAN BETTER! I'M GREAT!!

Foxy: so what are you going to do now?

Balloon Boy: I'M GOING TO KILL EVERYONE WITH MY UGLY FACE!!

Balloon Boy flys up in the air and heads straight for the city.

Foxy: .....

Barney: does someone need a hug???

Foxy: *sigh* why not?

Barney and Foxy embarrassed. Shrek spotted the two hugging and got angry. He stormed right over to the two and punched Foxy in the nose.

Shrek: DON'T TOUCH MY STUFF!!!

Barney: you're hot when you're mad

Shrek: *throws up baby milk*

The End

This chappie was inspired by good old SpongeBob☺️

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