THE STUPIDITY OF FNAF 2

What's Foxy Thinkning About?

Bonnie: hey Golden Freddy, do you ever wonder what Foxy is thinking about?

Golden Freddy: Hmm yeah sometimes. Let me use my powers to read his mind.

Golden Freddy looks over at Foxy who was leaning against a wall by his cove. Golden Freddy focused really hard until then...

~in Foxy's mind~

Twilight Sparkle: hi I'm Twilight Sparkle! I like books a dark magic!!!

Chica: why do MY farts smell?

Barney: I do not understand the society of my friends

Pepe: you will one day...

Barney: really?

Pepe: ok

Pepe and Barney kiss.

Barney: do you think we'll make it to the ball tonight?

Pepe: I'm not sure, but If we don't, I'll still get you my pickle juice.

Barney: %

Pepe: yes

Sexy Hot Dude With A Six Pack: hola!

Pepe: oh no! It's the quake! Run my love!

Barney: but what about you?

Pepe: just pretend you have a wet towel on your arm

Barney: *sniff* goodbye...

Pepe: I really have to pee...

Sexy Hot Dude With A Six Pack: maybe one day we will have a baby!

Pepe: never! My only wish is to make pie!

Twilight Sparkle: WHY WON'T ANYONE TOUCH MY HORN?!

Golden Freddy quickly leaves Foxy's mind.

~back in the real world~

Golden Freddy: AHHHH!!!

Bonnie: what?! What did you see?!

Golden Freddy didn't respond, he just walked over to Foxy and punched him in the face.

Foxy: OW! WHAT THE HECK MAN?!

Golden Freddy: YOU ARE MENTALLY CHALLENGED!!!

Foxy: What?!

Shrek: he said that you are mentally challenged dear child...

Golden Freddy: OH NO SHREK IS HERE! THAT MEANS SOMETHING IS GOING TO-

Everything explodes and everyone dies.

The end