Halloween

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Can anyone guess who I am?😏😏

Bonnie: PEOPLE ITS HALLOWEEN!

Foxy: so?

Bonnie: SO LETS GET CANDY!

Freddy: getting Candy is for babies

Bonnie: aw that's too bad because Halloween is the only time where we can go outside without people screaming or running away from us.

Freddy: ....ok fine, we'll go.

Bonnie: YAAAA-

~Later~

Everyone went outside to go trick or treating. The first house they approached had spider webs all over it. Freddy knocked and a old lady opened the door.

Freddy: trick or treat!

Old lady: what?

Freddy: I said trick or treat!

Old lady: hello? Is anyone there?

Freddy: I'm right here ma'am

Old lady: must be Santa playing games again

Freddy: what?

Old lady: yep he said he wanted to go eyebrow pluckin

Foxy: umm las? We really don't understand-

Old lady: I told them not to go

Freddy: ....

Foxy: Freddy, I think we should leave.

Freddy: good idea

Old lady: remember to watch out for those hippies!

Freddy and the gang left the first house empty handed. They walked over next door. Freddy knocked and Mike opened the door.

Mike: I TOLD YOU KIDS TO- oh hey Freddy. Wait! Freddy, Foxy, Bonnie, Chica?! What are you all doing out here?!

Freddy: relax Mike, we're just trick or treating!

Mike: your adults.

Chica: no we're not! We are dead kids that possessed animatronics.

Mike: oh yeah, right. Well here's your Candy.

Freddy: thanks Mi-

Mike slammed the door before Freddy could finish. They walked across the street to a little house. Freddy knocked and a fat man opened the door.

Fat man: sorry I ate all the candy

Foxy: ugh! Come on man!

Bonnie: are you freaking serious?

Fat man: yeah....

Everyone: .......

Fat man: well, have a nice life.

And just like that, he slammed the door. The gang went to the house next house to see if they can get lucky this time. Freddy knocked and a man opened the door.

Everyone: trick or treat!

Scott: well hello! Hey, your costumes remind me of something but I don't know what.

Freddy: and your voice sounds a lot like phone guy's

Scott: hmm...oh well, here, have some candy.

Chica: yay! Thank you sir!

Scott: no problem. And please, call me Scott. Scott Cawthon.

Freddy: yeah thanks- wait a minute...Scott Cawthon?

Scott: yeah

Freddy: I'm Freddy. Freddy Fazbear.

Scott: oh my gosh...

Freddy: ....daddy?

~Later~

After Freddy and the gang were done trick or treating, they all headed back to the pizzeria. When they made I back, they searched through their Candy bags.

Chica: well we didn't get much candy, but at least I had fun.

Bonnie: I wonder why I wonder why Springtrap, Candy, Sugar, Fazzybear,  golden Freddy and the balloon brats didn't come?

~meanwhile~

Springtrap, Candy, Sugar, Fazzybear, the balloon brats, and golden Freddy were driving around in a mustang while playing loud rap music.

Springtrap: TRICK OR TREATING IS FOR BABIES LOL!

Balloon Boy: YEAH! I CAN'T BELIEVE THOSE LOSERS WENT TRICK OR TREATING! HAHAHA!

Scott nuked everyone and everyone died.

The end

Happy Halloween losers

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