Person 1: *talking about something nobody cares about*
You: *gasp* Oh no. I think I almost cared.
Person 2: Oh my God, me too!
Person 1: Can you guys just shut up?
You: How about you shut up, and we just keep doing what we were before.

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101 Comebacks
RandomDid you ever need a comeback, but you just couldn't think of one, or you thought of one but it just wasn't right for the situation? I introduce you to this little gem. These are all comebacks I have used, wanted to use, or thought were hilarious an...