Tigerstar: Eeeeevil!
Snowtuft: We're evil? o.o
Hawkfrost: No friends.
Snowtuft: And no teddy bear to save you. D:
Mapleshade: *Starts laughing like a maniac* I am so evil I'll go insane! >:D
Snowtuft: Is this even a song?
Darkstripe: We watch StarClan on Ice! :D
Thistleclaw: . . . I hate this song.
Snowtuft: I know hate is evil, but I hate it too.
Shredtail: I give it a zero out of ten. BOOOOO!
Tigerstar: YOU ARE BOOING THE DARK FOREST, SHREDTAIL!
Shredtail: Oh no. . .
Snowtuft: Guess what?!
Shredtail: What?
Snowtuft: I like. . . TRAINS! :D
Other Dark Forest cats: o.o?
Train: *Comes into the Dark Forest and starts heading towards everyone but Snowtuft*
Other Dark Forest cats: SCRAMBLED EGGS! *Start running*
Snowtuft: Wow, they didn't enjoy the Dark Forest party. Anyway, I had scrambled eggs for breakfast. :)
Okay, bye, guys! Don't come back until you know I like trains! :P *Another train comes* Those trains just keep coming.
Hawkfrost: *Skids to a halt and turns to train* COME AT ME, BRO!
Train: *Runs over Hawkfrost*
Tigerstar: My son is flat! :O
Mapleshade: You never say that to a train, Hawkfrost. Only an idiot like Darkstripe does.
Darkstripe: Hey!
Mapleshade: Hi!
Darkstripe: How are you?
Hawkfrost: o_o

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Warrior Cat Randomness
FanfictionWARNING: This book contains too much laughter (and a rare case of Tigerstar appearing, going crazy and demanding cheese burgers from Burger King o.o) that it's been approved of by StarClan. Keep calm and carry laughing, or as Firestar would say, ''L...