Blackstar: There are no longer Gatherings as break dancing has taken over them. *Starts break dancing*
ShadowClan: *Screaming* YOU DA CAT, BLACKSTAR!
Tawnypelt: I WANT YOUR AUTOGRAPH!
Blackstar: *Falls off of ledge* THAT WAS NOT COOL, LEDGE! NOT COOL!
ThunderClan, WindClan and RiverClan: BOO! *Throw fish, voles and mice at Blackstar*
Blackstar: OK, OK, I'm leaving! -_- *Storms off*
Leopardstar: He should be called Stormstar instead.
Firestar: On with the show! *Starts break dancing* *Trips and goes flying towards Tigerstar*
Tigerstar: Oh no...
Firestar: *Flies into Tigerstar* >_<
Tigerstar: *Flies away* FIRESTAR!
Firestar: Sorry, bro. ^-^'
Hawkfrost: MY FATHER HAS WINGS! BEAT THAT, FROG-BRAINED CATS! >:D
Nightcloud: *Walks up to Dustpelt* And da pickles.... Oh, and da pickles... And da pickles... Oh, and da pickles...
Dustpelt: So, you want pickles, eh? *Throws pickles at Nightcloud* PICKLE MONSTER!
Crowfeather: Sorry about that. Breezepelt has been showing her 'Brambleclaw Works at Burger King' a lot on CatTube. She'll do that to any cat now.
Breezepelt: It's not my fault. ¬.¬
Nightcloud: I'M UNDER ATTACK BY DA PICKLE MONSTA! *Runs off*
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Warrior Cat Randomness
FanfictionWARNING: This book contains too much laughter (and a rare case of Tigerstar appearing, going crazy and demanding cheese burgers from Burger King o.o) that it's been approved of by StarClan. Keep calm and carry laughing, or as Firestar would say, ''L...
