Redtail: Oakheart!
Oakheart: What?
Redtail: Light bulb.
Oakheart: Power cut!
Redtail: Fish!
Oakheart: *Looks*
Redtail: *Slaps Oakheart across the face with a tree*
Oakheart: You have a tree?!
Redtail: Wait, that's a tree?!
Oakheart: Yeah. O.o
Redtail: *Throws red paint over Oakheart* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Oakheart: *Throws Justin Bieber at Redtail*
Redtail: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *Ducks* Dude, what's wrong with you?!
Oakheart: I think I am insane.
Whole of ThunderClan and RiverClan: *Watching*
Crookedstar: Bluestar, that was a good idea to make our deputies make a fool of themselves.
Bluestar: I'm calling it Make a Full of your Deputy.
Redtail: Oh? Have you not heard?
Oakheart: Heard what?
Redtail: OAKHEAT LOVES BLUESTAR! I KNOW YOUR SECRET! *Starts laughing crazily*
RiverClan and ThunderClan: *Gasp*
Redtail: WHO'S THE DEPUTY NOW?! WE ARE!
Oakheart: GO US!
Redtail and Oakheart: *Start laughing and walking about* *Both walk into a tree*
Crookedstar and Bluestar: WHAT IS UP WITH OUR DEPUTIES?!
Tigerclaw: You picked the wrong deputy, Bluestar. -.-
Bluestar: *Looks at Tigerclaw*
Tigerclaw: ^_^ *Halo appears over head*
Bluestar: O_o
YOU ARE READING
Warrior Cat Randomness
FanfictionWARNING: This book contains too much laughter (and a rare case of Tigerstar appearing, going crazy and demanding cheese burgers from Burger King o.o) that it's been approved of by StarClan. Keep calm and carry laughing, or as Firestar would say, ''L...
