Swiftdapple: Stormfur, Boss says that you have to take Dustwhisker's place.
Stormfur: Oh, OK.
Dustwhisker: I'm just a dust whisker now, Squirrelflight, I'm sure. I'M WALKIN' ON TILES, WOAH! AND DON'T FEEL SLIPY? *Slips*
Squirrelflight: Mouse-brain.
Foxkit: Hello, Stormfur, can I get a.... vole burger?
Stormfur: Sure. *Hands it over* Enjoy! ^-^
Foxkit: *Sits at a table*
Dustwhisker: Boss says I have to take over, Stormfur.
Stormfur: Oh...
Firekit: *Pads over to counter*
Dustwhisker: Hello, welcome to Burger King. How may I help you?
Firekit: Can I have a mouse burger?
Dustwhisker: NO WAY, KITTY CAT!
Firekit: *Cries*
Dustwhisker: Hey, kit, this isn't Crying King. -_-
Firekit: *Runs to Riversplash* THAT CAT IS MEAN! :'(
Riversplash: Let's get out of here, then. There's no point in coming here if the staff can't be welcoming. Come on, Foxkit and Pinekit. We're leaving. *Leads the kits out*
Scourge: DUSTWHISKER, YOU MOUSE-BRAIN! YOU MADE US LOSE SOME CUSTOMERS!
Dustwhisker: Sorry, Boss. D:
Scourge: You will be because your fired!
Dustwhisker: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! D':
Squirrelflight: YEEEESSSS! >:D
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Warrior Cat Randomness
FanfictionWARNING: This book contains too much laughter (and a rare case of Tigerstar appearing, going crazy and demanding cheese burgers from Burger King o.o) that it's been approved of by StarClan. Keep calm and carry laughing, or as Firestar would say, ''L...
