Fireheart: Bluestar, Tigerclaw wants you over at the warriors' den.
Bluestar: . . . Okay. . . *Walks away*
Fireheart: I'MMA-- *Falls asleep*
Cloudpaw: *Sneaks into den and notices a picture of a fish* Fi. . . sh? *Shrugs and gets a sharpie out and writes: 'BLUESTAR IS A FISH! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!'* *Looks around* Bluestar's going to love her new den. :P *Makes a mess of the den and darts out*
Fireheart: *Wakes up and sees Bluestar standing over him, looking angry* AAAAAAH! VOLDEMORT! O_O
Bluestar: Fireheart, look at what you did to my den. -.-
Fireheart: *Looks around* Guess what I saw right now?
Bluestar: What?
Fireheart: *Puts pie in Bluestar's face* I just saw you wearing pie on your face.
Bluestar: EXILED! YOU'RE EXILED AND I KNOW IT!
Fireheart: You're making a song? Boooooooooooooooo!
Bluestar: Fireheart, you're exiled. -.-
Fireheart: Okay, I'll be going. Remember to invite me to parties because I'll be the ruiner! :P CYA, CRAZY CAT! *Skips out of den*
Sandstorm: O_O
Bluestar: I'll forget in-- what?

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Warrior Cat Randomness
FanfictionWARNING: This book contains too much laughter (and a rare case of Tigerstar appearing, going crazy and demanding cheese burgers from Burger King o.o) that it's been approved of by StarClan. Keep calm and carry laughing, or as Firestar would say, ''L...