A Harry Potter and Twilight crossover

Chapter 19-I Don't Have A Title For Anything Like This......

Harry, Ron, and Hermione were walking down the hallway to magic class (well duh).

"I wonder what we'll learn to day!" Hermione chirped.

"Did you here Snape lost his wand?" Ron asked.

"No, I herd Rosalie stole it." Harry said.

"Probably showed him her ta-ta's." Ron muttered.

"WON-WON!" A vocie shouted.

"Oh hell no." Ron stopped dead and turned around. Lavender Brown raced towered him.

"Run Ron!" Hermione said. Ron bolted as Lavender chased after him.

"Wow that sounded like a tongue twister." Harry turned to her.

"SHE'S GOING TO RIP MY LIPS OFF!" Ron shouted, pushing pasta group of first years.

Suddenly Ron froze in running position and was lifted off the air. Lavender was frozen in a running position with her arms out after Ron and her lips puckered up to kiss him.

"What the?" Harry and Hermione caught up with the two.

"Now now, make up you two love birds." A voice said. Emmett said, waving the two around.

"Please don't make me Emmett, she's a psychopath!" Ron said, eying her.

"I LUV YOU WON!" Lavender yelled. Emmett smashed the two together, still frozen and made kissing noises.

"Now, young lady, what is your name?" Emmett asked Lavender.

"Lavender Brown." She said.

"What a strange and ironic name, Lavender Brown. Lavender is a shade of purple, and Brown is just brown." Emmett said.

"Is your poo purple?" Renesmee appeared out of no were, hanging upside down.

"Uh, not that I've checked." Lavender said. Hermione shot some magic do-hickey at Emmet and Ron and Lavender were released.

"Renesmee, why are you hanging upside down from the ceiling?" Harry asked.

"I'm half vampire, der." Renesmee said and jumped down. Hermione then shot another magic thing-a-ma-bob at Emmet and it wrenched the wand out of his hand.

"OW! Hey, that wasn't nice." Emmett wagged a finger at her.

"Hello!" Alice came bounding in with Tonks.

"Ello, what's dis?" Emmett jumped down using his English accent.

"Tonks and I are so much alike aren't we?" Alice asked.

"Um...minus the pink hair." Emmett said.

"Not more Harry Potter-Twilight character similarities!" Renesmee groaned.

"Yes!" Tonks said.

"We are going to go stab people with rusty scissors, tootle-loo!" Tonks an Alice said and skipped skipped off.

Harry was asleep in his dormitory.

"Harry Potter!" A voice said. Harry rolled over in his sleep, snored and went back to sleep. "Harry Potter!" The voice repeated. Harry opened his eyes then closed them.

"HARRY POTTER!" The voice yelled.

"AH!" Harry fell off the bed an turned on a light. Emmett, Rolph the Bear, and Dobby sat right next to his bed.

"What?" Harry asked.

"Look at this cut little fellah, I found him in the kitchen." Emmett said.