A Harry Potter and Twilight crossover

Chapter 11-Runaway DOOSE!!!

Chapter 11-Runaway DOOSE!!!

"You fly around on brooms?" Emmet asked.

"Yeah, it's fun." Harry said. It was the next day and the Vulturi left, well, Dumbledore made them leave after Aro tried to burn the paintings for teasing him.

"Can we come?" Alice asked.

"Uh, sure." Ron said.

"Promise you wont destroy the match? This really matters to everyone." Harry said.

"Sure, who are you playing?" Alice asked.

"Hufflepuf." Harry said.

"Cedric still hasn't come back, I hope Edward didn't rape him." Hermione said.

"Don't worry, my dad isn't gay." Renesmee pipped up from eating toast.

"Oh gee, what a relief." Hermione rolled her eyes.

"I know!" Renesmee laughed. The door opened and Edward and Cedric walked in.

"Whoa, you two look alike even more!" Emmet said.

"I know, it's awesome having a twin." Edward said.

"Oh Harry, I'm going to cancel the match, I don't want to mess up my hair." Cedric said, running his hands through his messy hair.

"What! You can't can't!" Harry said.

"Fine, then, Jasper, you're replacing Cedric." Edward said. Jasper spat out the milk he had been drinking.

"What? He has to be a student!" Hermione said.

"Fine, Nessie, go get the hat." Edward said. Renesmee nodded and disappeared then reappeared with the sorting hat. She placed it on Jasper's head.

"RAVENCLAW!" It said.

"HUFFLEPUFF!" Renesmee screamed over it.

"See, now he can be take Cedric's place." Edward said.

"But I don't know how to play Quidditch!" Jasper said.

"Don't worry, just hop on a broom, fly around and you'll do fine." Cedric pulled out his broom stick and handed it to him.

"I don't even want to know were this has been." Jasper said, gagging.

"Whew! KICK HIS ASS JASPER!" Alice yelled, decked out in yellow. Cedric and Edward sat next to each other, matching. It was the Quidditch match and the school turned out to watch.