Chapter 18- Twittering and Poo
BAM! Jacob lurched back as a giant ship ripped through the wall.
"What the?" he asked, getting up.
"Did some one need help?" A voice asked. Jacob's jaw dropped as he saw who it was.
"Crunch-a-tise me captain!" He said.
"Can do!" Captain Crunch said and Jacob turned into a cartoon version of himself and sailed away.
"Did Jacob just get kidnapped by a cereal cartoon?" Renesmee asked Jasper.
"I think so." Jasper said.
"Now class turn your books to page 10,000." Snape said in potions class.
"Why are the books so big?" Renesmee asked, turning through the pages.
"Because us wizards are smart and we need allot of reading to do." Hermione snapped.
"What ever, I'm going on Twitter." Renesmee pulled out a laptop and opened it to twitter. "I'm at school." She said and typed it.
SexyDumbRetard89: AW SHIT!
xxxStErEoXTyPiCaLXeMoxxx school is so depressing
CHECK OUT MY PECS! how old are you?
Nessie95 none of ur business
SexyDumbRetard89 I'M EATING A SAND WHICH
xxxStErEoXTyPiCaLXeMoxxx I'm cutting myself
CHECK OUT MY PECS! are you hot?
Nessie95 has logged off
CHECK OUT MY PECS! WHY!
"What is Twitter?" Hermione asked.
"A website were you microblog." Renesmee said.
"It sounds stupid." Hermione said.
"It does to everyone who do not have lives." Renesmee shot back.
"Ooohhh." Ron said in the back round.
"Let me see this." Snape said and took the laptop.
"Just click on register and follow the easy steps, anyone can do it." Renesmee said and pointed.
"What should my screen name be?" He asked. Renesmee shrugged.
"The greatest teacher ever." Malfoy said.
"Shut up teachers pet." Ron snapped.
"Hm, how about..." Snape typed in the words. Renesmee peaked over his shoulder.
"SmexiePotion?" Renesmee said. Half of the class started to laugh.
"What's wrong with that?" Snape snapped.
"It's not really truthful." Renesmee soughed.
"Does it have to be?" Snape asked.
"Not really, everyone lies on these things." Renesmee shrugged.
"Goos so that's my name." Snape said and started to Twitter.
SmexiePotion I'm new
BumbleBee Me too!
SmexiePotion Dumbledore is that you?
BumbleBee yes, Edward helped me join
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A Harry Potter and Twilight crossover
FanfictionCullens go to Hogwarts and meet the HP gang! Pure randomness happens which includes Nessie with a gun and too big pockets, Emmet's cookies, Snape with a twitter addiction, Hermionie keeps dying, Ron with Mentos and Coke and much much more! Read if y...
