Chapter 9-Take That Hermione!
"Gimmie your cupcakes!" Caius yelled.
"Where the hell is my mom?" Vuldemort said, looking around. "Oh crap, that's right, She died!" He cursed.
"Cupcakes!" Caius tackled Voldemort to the ground and the rest of the Vulturi caught up to him.
"Hey! Those cupcakes are store bought OK?" Voldemort said.
"Oh, well then, I'll just get off of you then." Caius said.
"No," Voldemort grabbed Caius and held him there, "this just feels right." Voldemort said.
"Omfg! Fag!" Caius jumped off of him and started to smack off his robes as if Voldemort had a bunch of germs on him.
"You, snake person, I have one question." Aro said.
"Yes?" Voldemort raised and lowered his eyebrows really fast, smiling.
"Yeah that's not disturbing." Alec muttered under his breath.
"Are you good or evil?" Aro asked.
"Depends of your definition." Voldemort said and inhaled a flower near him.
"Are you good or not?" Jane growled. Voldemort almost jumped back.
"Uh, good, duh." Voldemort rolled his eyes.
"Oh, OK then, let's go to that castle, Jane had something to show us." Aro said.
"Hold on, my posse is here." Voldemort stood up. His band of death eaters came out of the shadows. "What up my home skillet biscuit?" Voldemort said to one.
"Uh, nothing?" It said.
"How many are there?" Jane asked.
"I don't know, a lot?" Voldemort shrugged.
"So can we go now?" Cauis asked, tapping his foot.
"Yes yes, onward!" Voldemort said and the group left.
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Harry and pals were in the Griffendor common room, studying for a test in whichever subject.
"I wish I knew magic, it sound fun." Renesmee said, reading one of Hermione's thick books.
"It would be beyond your intellect." Hermione snorted. Alice, who had been sitting at the fireplace playing checkers with a kid looked up.
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