Friend (I'm going to start calling her Dasiy. Not her real name, but I know she likes this name): Hey Vincent!
Me: Yeah?
Dasiy: Why do you like the Legend of Zelda so much?
Me: Cause I run around has a hero trying to save the world and I'm probably going to get banged by a hot princess at the end.
Dasiy: *dies of laughing*
(A few days later)
Dasiy: Oh Vinny!
Me: Yes?
Dasiy: Okay, so why do you like Kirby?
Me: Cause I run around has a cute little creature sending my enemies to an endless world so I can later use their powers against other creatures in order to defeat the evil, fat king.
Dasiy: *falls on the ground laughing*
(The day after that)
Dasiy: Okay, you can't get me on this one! Why do you like Five Nights At Freddy's?
Me: *with a straight face* Cause Freddy stole my soul.
Dasiy: *laughs* GOD DAMMIT!!! Okay.... Mario?
Me: I don't like Mario. Mario is a play boy who needs to learn what isn't going to kill him and just get out of the kingdom. Really, I think it will be much safer for everyone if he just left.
Dasiy: *walks away laughing* I HATE YOU!!!
Me: ...what?
So bottom line is I can clearly give any game a very funny sound to it. I don't know why though.
Peace out my Stars!
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Book of Random Thoughts
RandomJust me saying whatever comes into my mind. You don't like it, sorry. If you do, great. I don't really care anymore, so yeah. Have fun reading!
