Taking the saccharine out of sweet and the empty moralizing out of fairy tales since 2016
I specialize in what I call Post Genre work, weird and intimate, emotionally intelligent and humanistic.
We update twice a week at the moment, Wednesday and Friday. I spoil my readers, and all I ask is that you heil me as you goddess. I dare you to find another writer on this platform who has kept this steady an update of at least twice a week updates of 2,000 words + chapters since I began uploading. You can't. So just heil me.
Magical realism, fantasy, science fiction, drama, the macabre, the weird, romance, eroticism, the deepest roots of storytelling tropes & mechanisms - these are my focus.
I typically write about being broken and the healing process - the "un-heroic".
Feminist, cynically optimistic, prone to gallows/inappropriate humor, Anarchistic, Bohemian, libidinous, untrusting of any group of rich people, reader, Bisexual, Satanist/Anti-theist/whatever you wish to call a dislike of faith institutions, gamer, movie and television fanatic. Incurably dandere. The high level of low end.
If you're interested in my work, why not Beta read for me? PM me for details.
Do not bug me with your work. There's no nicer way to put this than to be blunt and up front, and if you ignore this message, I will just send you something patronizingly nice or just "no".
Here are some sounds to put in your ear holes while reading either version of my novel: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLSenUDlXqtik16cNZnWSbPgWYsPq6FS6Z
I do not expect anyone to do anything AT ALL with this, but if you're not attached to your money, here's my Amazon Wish List, if you want to throw money at someone who doesn't deserve it. I have to say, gifts make me feel appreciated, but so do hugs: http://a.co/8tr0yeQ
Stayin' on point. Motherfucker.
Kait Nolan is stuck in an office all day, sometimes juggling all three of her jobs at once with the skill of a trained bear—sometimes with a similar temperament. After hours, she uses her powers for good, creating escapist fiction. This Mississippi native has something for everyone, from short and sweet to Southern contemporary romance to action-packed paranormal—all featuring heroes you’d want to sweep you off your feet and rescue you from work-day drudgery. When not working or writing, Kait’s hanging out in her kitchen cooking and wishing life were a Broadway musical.
Her books are available on:
A passionate believer in helping others, she has founded a writing challenge designed for people who have a life (aka we NaNoWriMo rejects who can’t give everything up for the month of November). Please check out A Round of Words in 80 Days. http://aroundofwordsin80days.wordpress.com
WANT TO IMPROVE YOUR CRAFT? Check out these books: http://kaitnolan.com/favorite-books-on-writing/
Greetings. I am Marianne G. Petrino. I have self-published Thundercats fan fiction for many years. My web page had all of my work to date. Sadly, in recent years, I have neglected it while I attempted to carve out a place for myself with more formal self-publishing, which began with the National Novel Writing Month of 2010. So on August 19, 2015, I took the web page down. Maybe I will put it all up here or on the archive for the Organization for Transformative Works. Still pondering my next move with the Thundercats fan fiction.
Before my "career" as an "author" came to a whimpering end, I had self-published two urban metaphysical, chick lit novels with an Italian twist, one travel memoir, and a young adult equine science fantasy. This last book only had a short sale run. I am putting it up here on Wattpad, so that more people can enjoy it, because I think it is my best book, and it might also do some good. ) If you enjoy my story, Silver Hooves in the Darkness, please consider making a donation to combat Fragile X, an inherited disease. You can check out the National Fragile X Foundation ( http://www.fragilex.org/ ) and Fraxa ( http://www.fraxa.org/ ). Thank you in advance for your consideration and kindness.
I continue to be involved with the SF Microstory contest on LinkedIn. That group has published an anthology of flash fiction called The Future Is Short: Science Fiction in a Flash. Volume 2 has just come out. Both are available at the usual online sources. You might be inspired to join the fun. I intend to post some of my entries that are not in the anthology.
My writing style tends to be formal and in third person, not a popular combination these days. However, I like to think that I tell a good tale. So I hope you will consider taking a journey in reading with me.
I'm the demon that's been sent from the deepest layers of Fandom Hell to punish you for the terrible stuff you did in your past life
I'm just a random fangirl who likes tea, Homestuck, Hetalia (especially China and Iceland), Kagerou Project, Pokemon, books, anime, food and walking down the street while belting out dem Eurovision tunes.
SOMEDAY ILL BE FAMOUS AND YOU ALL WILL BOW BEFORE ME jk
If you're ever in need of someone to talk to, press that little PM button up there, I dun bite.
I want to pet cats
God tier: Bard of Heart
Dream planet: Derse
Godly parent: Hypnos
For newcomers visiting my account, I would just like to let you know that ALL my Rp books and most of my old stories are inactive. This account has now become mostly writing-focused, and active works of mine include:
-The New Zodiac series (book 1 completed and book 2 in the works)
-The Ingvarsson Chronicles: The Invasion (on hold for now until my muse returns)
-Divided (first chapter up, but still in development)
-Kairo's Encyclopaedia of Random #2 (updates infrequent)
IF YOU WANT TO USE AN OLD RP IDEA OF MINE, ASK FIRST
Whoever draws me fanart of April and Sergio from my book shall be greatly rewarded
I'm a 30-something lover of all things paranormal, urban fantasy and sci-fi. When I'm not busy writing or crafting something in my workshop, I can be found reading, playing video games or binge watching tv shows with the hubby.
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Beckoning is my first attempt at turning some of my otherworldly dreams into reality. It was first published on Wattpad on 3/22/15.
Accomplishments for Beckoning:
* Rambling Brooks - RB Wordsmiths Award - May 2016
* Round 1 Winner & Round 2 'Popular Choice' Winner in RBLS Season 2
* Highest rank of 2015: #49 in Paranormal on 6/7/15
* Highest rank of 2016: #75 in Paranormal on 7/2/16
* 1K reads: 5/2015
* 5K Reads: 6/2016
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Daniel José Older is the New York Times bestselling author of Salsa Nocturna, the Bone Street Rumba urban fantasy series from Penguin's Roc Books and the Young Adult novel Shadowshaper (Scholastic, 2015), a New York Times Notable Book of 2015, which was shortlisted for the Kirkus Prize in Young Readers' Literature, the Andre Norton Award, the Locus, the Mythopoeic Award, the International Latino Book Award, and named one of Esquire's 80 Books Every Person Should Read. He co-edited the Locus and World Fantasy nominated anthology Long Hidden: Speculative Fiction from the Margins of History. His short stories and essays have appeared in the Guardian, NPR, Tor.com, Salon, BuzzFeed, and the anthologies The Fire This Time and Mothership: Tales Of Afrofuturism And Beyond, among others. Daniel has guest edited at Fireside Fiction, Catapult, Crossed Genres, and Fantasy Magazine, and served as a judge for the Scholastic Art and Writing Awards, the Burt Award for Young Adult Caribbean Literature, and the PEN American Award. He has taught at St. Johns University, Voices at VONA, Boricua College, and Rikers Island among other sites. You can find his thoughts on writing, read dispatches from his decade-long career as an NYC paramedic and hear his music at http://danieljoseolder.net/, on youtube and @djolder on twitter.
SALSA NOCTURNA: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01KKDAI3K
BONE STREET RUMBA: http://www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/316711/midnight-taxi-tango-by-daniel-jose-older/
I also teach writing on Skillshare: http://skl.sh/1UDuPU0
Some campaigns to check out: #notallareheroes #diverselit #badassreads #breakthecliches #freeyourbody #vampireswithbite
an admin of @VampswithBite
Moving on ...
I have a B.A. in Linguistics. No this doesn't mean I'm a polyglot but I do have some knowledge of language and languages and how they work. This also doesn't mean I'm a prescriptivist grammar nazi. Feel free to ask me something if you want to take this in university.
I've taught English in Russia for a short time. Mind you that teaching English as a foreign language is different than English taught in high school/secondary education (bit more focus on the skills than analyzing literature). Don't be surprised if I question the use of something if I read your story.
I don't do exchanges (read for reads, edits for edits) or requests. If you're interested in what I've put out that's awesome. If I like what you do I'll take a peek. I may break away from this when I have the time but I don't have any at the moment.