Neilcicierega Stories

this is a joke please dont kill me neil 😍 cover photo credit: year of the snake by neil cicierega any and all typos are on purpose and are added for comedic affect holy...

nows your chance to be a [[BIG SHOT]]! but what if spamton lie to andrew?? and make him buy NFT??????????????

A horrible sickness has taken over OJ hotel. It seems nearly uncurable. Not even Testube can fix it. OJ's getting impatient. He looks through cures every day, switching...

Two trucks having sex two trucks having sex

I drew what the robots told me to draw.

THIS IS A JOKE PLE ASE HELP ME for @starshapedpancake aka jade

And there I was on stage, preforming a song together with my favourite musician, internally thanking Taylor for arranging it. Little did I know, after this event we woul...

Ryan buys a very valuable magic crystal from a sea witch, and is now in sea debt. Because their newest webisode was removed due to multiple reports, the studio couldn't...

(Joke) Monster and neil cicierega love story 👀👀💞💞💞💗💗💗😻😻😻😻😻 ⚠️NSFW/SMUT⚠️ OwO

just bc I'm fixating, this is where the neil cicierega fics are going, and I have decided to share with the public of wattpad

Cover credit goes to http://nutmegnautilus.tumblr.com :] 🍋😈🍋😈🍋😈🍋😈🍋😈🍋😈🍋😈🍋 Neil Cicierega finds himself at lost when he tries to prove to the world that h...

FEB/20/21 - JAN/23/22 Farewell~° Neil Cicierega/Lemon Demon (Aesthetic) Edits --- Random Imagery of Kneel Cigarettes (memes are included) --- The edits are 100% made b...

After being alone in his arcade for many years, Cabinet Man makes a new friend: Mitch Dollarton, newly trapped in an arcade machine and hungry for revenge. At Dollarton'...

(TRIGGER WARNING: domestic abuse/violence) A teenage Tom finds himself bored in his room and decides to listen to his parents' daily petty argument, but it quickly turns...

Spamton has been living on his own in a dumpster for years. Every day, he wastes away, waiting for salvation. One day, a strange man enters his shop, and he doesn't expe...

You meet Nail Cumer and go through so many rough times together 👰‍♂️👰‍♂️😔😔. After all your emotional times and memories, you both managers to #cum forward and explai...

The gateway to Oz has closed, meaning Tom can no longer visit Screow. [This story is a part of the No Place Like Home AU, Home Again Somewhere. Events and references ar...

just a love story between two romantically troubled individuals. - thumbnail by @1uckyn3k0

One night a boy named Shia Labeouf gets stuck into Rob Cantor mega pizzaplex and he doesn't know what to do. He takes refuge into one of the robots at the place and toge...

This has been rotting in my drafts for a year or two but anyways Neil gives you an autograph!