I didn't even want to make a wattpad account, I only did it so I could comment on something my friend is writing. I don't expect to be very active on here... but one day I might post some stuff here that I'm too embarassed to post elsewhere, idk. Anyway, I'm primatechnosynthpop on tumblr and doesitweighmorethanaduck on ao3.
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Hey, I know I don't use this site very much (I would've remembered to make this announcement several days ago if I did) but I figured you guys would want to know: I recently wrote a remake of sorts f...View all Conversations
Stories by quarrrk
- 6 Published Stories

Cabinet Man vs. the New Kids on th...
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After being alone in his arcade for many years, Cabinet Man makes a new friend: Mitch Dollarton, newly trappe...

The Vigilantes (Plural)
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A "canon divergence" scenario for New Kids on the Rock #5: The Vigilante, featuring an iconic graph...

A Dog Is Going to Bite You Unless...
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NOTE: This story is a direct sequel to the second part of "Your Computer Has a Virus, And It's Killing Y...