Jfc Stories

mmm yes

Just a normie . . .

❝ suck my left toe at thirteen degrees! ❞ mayhaps reading chronicles of my dumb ass will make you feel better about yourself. ··· © calqlate 2018 personal.

woah W O A H what

A Random book that the creator has made to laugh at their nightmare's probably not funny to other people but who the hell care's anyway lmao

February 2015 OK so I was writing a description but to be quite frank the only way I can describe this is: 1, Minecraft, 2, Alternate Universes, 3, Weird rocks. Oh, and...

Like the first one except more trashy

Joe, a honey boy who was lost before he found the meaning of life. meets the new animal that he will be rebirthed from so he can live out his life again happy.

some of my favorite poeams for y'all thirsty peeps 💦💦💦💦 ya know?? my name is Alex but I have no gender so call me it

Heaven is so far when you're floating like a star.

Somebody tagged me, the title says it all tbh

Norway has been sick for a while now, and to calm his nerves, he decides to visit the Northern Sea. Catch is though, he never returns.

Bbzrin

because i can and i will

basically the title plus rants and such If you came bc of the dumb af unrelevant tags im sorry

mmm yes

A fan fic for Nico Haraga (It's also satire so pls don't h8)

Me: SUP FUCKBOYS!? So, you wanna know what it's like to be me? Make sure your prepared because this is a big shit storm right here! Between being forced to cosplay as tu...

Fanfiction creata per diletto e che spero possa vedere una conclusione degna. In caso contrario godetevi i capitoli che usciranno finché usciranno.

People suck. I suck. The world sucks. And the worst part? None of us fucking swallow.