Jfc Stories

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❝ suck my left toe at thirteen degrees! ❞ mayhaps reading chronicles of my dumb ass will make you feel better about yourself. ··· © calqlate 2018 personal.

This is a Hetalia Snapchat chat thingy. Hope you like it, it's gonna get hella gay here. Here is this hell-hole gonna roll bro. So the OTPs are gonna chat, it's gonna be...

jesus fucking christ

basically the title plus rants and such If you came bc of the dumb af unrelevant tags im sorry

Fanfiction creata per diletto e che spero possa vedere una conclusione degna. In caso contrario godetevi i capitoli che usciranno finché usciranno.

Heres a, slightly more mature, set of thoughts, stories, and announcements from me.

hey I'm making one because why the fuck not?!

Just some things I wanna talk about so just ignore me I'm well fit. *no one's gonna believe that*

Like the first one except more trashy

Me: SUP FUCKBOYS!? So, you wanna know what it's like to be me? Make sure your prepared because this is a big shit storm right here! Between being forced to cosplay as tu...

What happens when a TA joins class 3-E? Find out in this story

A fan fic for Nico Haraga (It's also satire so pls don't h8)

Heaven is so far when you're floating like a star.

The Pepe Assassination Squad has stolen Shrek from his home in Far Far Away, throwing him into a high school called Borking Gabe Academy. The only drawback, however, is...