THESE GODDAMN SCARS!

Me: SUP FUCKBOYS!? So, you wanna know what it's like to be me? Make sure your prepared because this is a big shit storm right here! Between being forced to cosplay as tuxedo mask from that GOD FORSAKEN show, to being flirted with by fangirls , fanboys, and Toy Chica the DUCK! HA THAT'S RIGHT I SAID DUCK- life is pretty intense. Being chased around by these fuckboys, I never get a break. Other times they can be really caring and loving. Ew. Anyways, read this, go ahead, laugh at all the crazy shit I have to deal with here at Freddy the Fucktard's Pizzeria, Where fantasy and fun come to life! (Boss made me say that, or else he would cut my pay)