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Unsportsmanlike Conduct (Hockey Love #1) by artypeasant
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Unsportsmanlike Conduct (Hockey Lo...by artypeasant
Moss Kettler has always been overshadowed by his impressive younger brothers. After graduating college Moss falls into a quiet life working for an accounting firm in Det...
You Texted Me First • Lee Felix • by JINHIT127
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You Texted Me First • Lee Felix •by Marktheestallion
|Felix x Reader| SKZ Unknown: Dude really???? An unknown number has texted you would you like to block or accept? block |accept| Me: Hey x I think...
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''Tell me who you are or I'm gonna track you down'' - Natasha x reader  by Tears_kipgen
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''Tell me who you are or I'm gonna...by Tears_kipgen
Book 1 A girl accidentally text a wrong number, which turns out to be Natasha Romanoff! Natasha x reader contains: - swearing - mental illnesses - fluff - drugs enjoy~...
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Error 404 Person Not Found by Mama_nayk_Romanoff
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Error 404 Person Not Foundby Mama паук
"??? You broke your phone hitting a building?! Peter The building was in my way! It hit me!" Peter texts Ned.... except it's not Ned. ...
Meeting River by writesfor
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Meeting Riverby writesfor
Viviana has always had horrible luck with guys what happens when she meets river a hot, rich aspiring architect that looks like he was sculpted by the gods. Join Vivian...
MINE by alphajkk
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MINEby ꢭ
"I was about to lose him, he fought hard. Yet I ignored him." "Loving you wasn't really expected, you were my prince yet I wasn't your princess." ===...
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Fifth Harmony Texts (Camren/Norminah) by SatanIsMyHomie
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Fifth Harmony Texts (Camren/Normin...by Your Moms “Friend”
⚠️ I started writing this in middle school, read at your own risk ⚠️ a lot of memes and funny texts Highest rankings: #1 in jokes of 1.5k stories #1 in norminah #1 in c...
Sun And Moon | JHS ✔ by SUGAHOBIC
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Sun And Moon | JHS ✔by ✧𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞𝐧✧
❝We're like the sun and the moon.. never there at the same time..❞ A J-Hope biased Korean stranger befriends you online. And, struggling with different timings and count...
Texting With The Avengers by nerdybuckette
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Texting With The Avengersby buckette barnes
You ask your best friend if they can help you find a job, but all they do is give you a phone number. Curious, you send a text message to that very number and get the gr...
Jodeci VIBE Magazine (1995) by The90sblock
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Jodeci VIBE Magazine (1995)by The90sblock
WARNING : EXPLICIT LANGUAGE All credit goes to VIBE Magazine. ""Silk? Shai? UNV?" DeVante chuckles. "Put that in there. That I laughed. They're just...
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Wrong Number... Actually Not! by Romz_larryaf
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Wrong Number... Actually Not!by Romz <3
A pretty quick story of a boy who found his crush's number and decided to risk it and text the boy of his dreams. But what happens when Harry receives a text from an un...
Uɴᴋɴᴏᴡɴ Nᴜᴍʙᴇʀ(𝕁𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕜𝕠𝕠𝕜) by bitchalivenomore
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Uɴᴋɴᴏᴡɴ Nᴜᴍʙᴇʀ(𝕁𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕜𝕠𝕠𝕜)by 🐭<3
"𝗛𝗲𝘆 𝗳𝘂𝗰𝗸𝗲𝗿シ︎" "𝖣𝗈 𝖨 𝗄𝗇𝗈𝗐 𝗒𝗈𝗎?" "𝗡𝗼𝗽𝗲. 𝗕𝘂𝘁 𝘀𝗼𝗼𝗻 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗸𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝗺𝗲..." . . . An Idol who loves the...
𝔾𝕣𝕠𝕦𝕡 ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕥~• 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘴  by thelosersssssclub
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𝔾𝕣𝕠𝕦𝕡 ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕥~• 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘶𝘵...by 🎈🎈
"𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵'𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘦𝘢 𝘴𝘪𝘴"
"I'm Bored" || Bnha chatfic by Smol_anime_weeb
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"I'm Bored" || Bnha chatficby (☝︎ ՞ਊ ՞)☝︎
[Slow updates] -𝚄𝚗𝚔𝚘𝚠𝚗 𝚑𝚊𝚜 𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚎𝚍 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚝𝚘 |𝙱𝚊𝚔𝚞𝚜𝚚𝚞𝚊𝚍|- You clicked off your phone and ignored it. You continued walking home from school, and e...
TWITTER  | INCORRECT ENHA by nrkeeseung
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TWITTER | INCORRECT ENHAby nrk
Enhypen funny tweets and chats (not real, obv)
BTS Memes 🤣🤭 by taekookishhh
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BTS Memes 🤣🤭by June🐻
Just BTS memes (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠) I don't own any of them. So.... CREDITS TO THE OWNERS 🙏🏻🙇🏻‍♀️
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LOVE IN CHAOS || TAEKOOK by onelastkook_
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LOVE IN CHAOS || TAEKOOKby every_sapling_has_its_story🌿
Jeon Jungkook, a man whose emotional range rivals a block of ice, finds his meticulously ordered life delightfully (and hilariously) derailed when his new flamboyant fla...
𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑳𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒐𝒇 𝑺𝒕𝒐𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒔 𝑻𝒆𝒙𝒕𝒔 by PianistBookworm
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𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑳𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒐𝒇 𝑺𝒕𝒐𝒓𝒊𝒆�...by -𝓁𝓊𝓂𝒾𝓃ℴ𝓊𝓈 ✨
Join the land of stories characters in their texts with each other! This story Doesn't take place after the fifth book or any other book in the series it's just that I'm...
Ironstrange And Many More by Johnlock_Ironstrange
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Ironstrange And Many Moreby Johnlock_Ironstrange
Just some funny texts between Tony and Stephen and other Avengers.Also Many other things and stuff
strawberry chipotle sauce by -cupidshuas
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strawberry chipotle sauceby ᵉᵛⁱᵉ
a taennie smau. (on hold) in which jennie loves strawberries and taehyung hates it.