Welcome to candy land 🍬🍭🍬

Damn, I've been here for a while


I'm so gay 🌈

People tell me I'm a lot more mature for my age... prolly cuz I'm depressed af oop-

Beyoncé said double D's on these hoes I said triple D's on these hoes

Blackpink is my religion 🙏🏻

Lisa Manoban can choke me 💍

Jisoo can snap every bone in my body 😪

Rosé can swing at me with her guitar YEEHAW 🤠

Jennie could honestly beat my ass and I'd still stan her 🐒

Commenting on every fanfic

My reading lists of fanfics is larger than the size of the library in Beauty and The Beast

I reference so many vines every day

Somehow I got a mosquito bite in Winter

I can be a real bitch if you test me

My tits are actually bigger than my future

Lonely lil hoe

My Grandma called me a millennial and I was offended ??

Welcome to Mitch's Bitchin' Kickin' Mitchin' Kitchen Chicken

My Dad told me I should be a UFC fighter

"The only straight I am is straight up bitch"

Normani Kordei can give me kidney stones and I would say thank you

If you like Little Mix
(☞゚ヮ゚)☞ ☜(゚ヮ゚☜)

I call people hoes, don't be offended

I follow enough people to build an army and navy

Reading fanfics 7/27

The fewer friends you have the less bullshit you have to deal with

And that's the T sis 🐸☕️
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  • JoinedNovember 9, 2016

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