Cucumber Stories

The adventures of a Master and his gay butler who is constantly ruining his household.

I accidentally got too obsessed with animatic whoops, I'm not excepting to get reads

i have no shame for bringing this monstrosity into the world. no. shame. this is going on A03.

MMM SMUT CARTMAN X VEGTABLES 🥒🍆🥒🍆🥒🥒🍆🥒🥒🥒🥒🥒🌽🥦🥬🍠🥒🫑🥔🥕

You can use this a blackmail if you want. I wrote this when I was 9. This isn't fanfiction lmao.

Meet the gang--Kerby, Leslie, Ysabel, JM and Justin. The friends that has the strongest friendship of them all. Each of them is special, and unique. From being video hi...

Just because pickles are better than cucumbers and have now recently overcome potatos

a story abiut jungkooks massive cockerina and everyone fighting over y/n... omg guys namjoon has a crush on y/n!!! i wonder who else wants to get to her juicy papaya.. �...

Geoff ate Otto's nipple cucumbers during the gloom boys shoot and here's what happened next.......... just a little something the incredible @chanwooswhore_ and I wrote...

Brunhilde Krieger, a German girl who works for Valentina gets a mission that changes her life. She meets Yelena, Ava, John, Alexei, Bucky, and Bob. They all have to work...

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Spoilers for Undertale and Cucumber quest until book 4 I won't have Quakemaster, Rosemaster, or Mistmaster in this fic because Cucumber never collected their disaster st...

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The story follows the adventures of three friends, Poe, Ranpo, and Mushitarou, who live together in Poe's mansion. Mushitarou, originally a cucumber, is turned into a hu...

👀 Do they really equal 👀

"Pete is on another crazy adventure" Sally said

good story (i swear this is a joke♡ can be /srs if u mw la)

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This is the randomest book you will ever read..... This is what happens when I get bored... WARNING The following book is not for the sane.

A bit of Angst in the veggie world. Bob is having a hard time talking to Larry about his feelings on there relationship. Larry just wants to make Bob happy. This was a d...