Carlazuz Stories

*Revamp of the original You really love chicken nuggets, and chicken nugget really loves you. Are you ready to embark on the adventure of a lifetime? This is a joke and...

this is a ship with david rossi, spencer reid, @bqnnies- on pa, @romqntic- on pa, carl azuz, john mulaney, rodrick heffley, and me but it's from the readers pov so reade...

Carl Azuz is just a regular news anchor for CNN Student News, that is, until you come into his life.

phil is kinky for carl's body and lips. potential smut. mhmm fuck yes. fml

You're just a teen boy growing up in Downtown Atlanta, Georgia with big dreams to become a news anchor one day. And the only idea that cums to mind is to get advice from...

GUYS THIS IS SATIRE I SWEAR, PLEASE DONT TAKE IT SERIOUSLY 😭 I MIGHT END UP WRITING SOMETHING SERIOUS BUT FOR NOW PLEASE DONT HATE ON ME THIS IS A JOKE!!!!!

yes it's a book all about Carl azuz if you know who he is (and CNN 10 in general then you'll get this) you'll understand this better. mostly memes tho-

a story where y/n has to find out who the father of her child is 😱 is it carl azuz??! my super duper secret sugar daddy 😥🤫🤑 is it gru?! a handsome bald hunk of meat...

making this for d106 2nd period lmao

Carl Azuz is tired of his life. Everyday it's the same thing, puns, puns, and more puns. He wants less puns and more fun. Which is exactly what he finds when he meets th...

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Carl Azuz is a simple man who works at CNN10, he helps entertain middle school students and high school students around America! But what will happen when he falls in lo...

After the White house burns down, killing Biden's family. Biden is mentally incapacitated. Devastated over the deaths, he is unable to serve as president. However, Kamal...

my gay ass social studies teacher named Mr. Pyatte and his fav YouTuber Carl azuz from the world from a to z

Kelsey has always had a crush on Carl Azuz, news anchor for CNN Student News, ever since she watched her first episode. Thanks to an unbelievable opportunity, she is now...

"That's WALL for today, (Y/n). I'll cross the BORDER to your heart."

Carl Azuz and Lukeisha fall madly in love after meeting in the CNN10 studio. Read to see what happens.