Carlazuz Stories

*Revamp of the original You really love chicken nuggets, and chicken nugget really loves you. Are you ready to embark on the adventure of a lifetime? This is a joke and...

Just read the title 😔 I a m s o s o r r y

As you all know, Carl Azuz is the host of CNN 10. Owen Wilson joins him as his co-host and Carl is not happy about it. Watch these two beautiful humans hate for each oth...

Carl Azuz travels to England to do a report on the new king, but accidentally falls in love with him and starts a messy secret affair. Also i think he ate a corgi

Based on a true story

Omega Carl Azuz is down bad for his lover, Alpha Jesus

very cute and quirky

this is so chaotic pleace if you read it, it was written by 3 people. so please don't yell 8/1/2021 - #9 in CarlAzuz 8/9/2021 - #5 in CarlAzuz

I hate myself for this Just don't take it seriously

Carl Azuz is tired of his life. Everyday it's the same thing, puns, puns, and more puns. He wants less puns and more fun. Which is exactly what he finds when he meets th...

A long time ago, y/n and Carl Azuz crossed paths. They used to be colleagues, friends, maybe.... maybe they could've been lovers. But that was the past. Now y/n works fo...

this is a joke by the way

y/n has started their job working with CNN. They work together with the one and only Carl Azuz, y/n has gained feelings for such a handsome man. But, will Carl like y/n...

Harry wasn't always gay. He has loved many women in the past. Then he met Carl Azuz.

phil is kinky for carl's body and lips. potential smut. mhmm fuck yes. fml

Keemstar was just an ordinary boy in an ordinary world, dreaming of growing up to be the next greatest news anchor (although, for now, he was his school's greatest news...

Bootylicious Carl Azuz

Ranboo gets stuck with the Dashcon ballpit it is currently 1:51 PM as I am publishing this, i wrote this at like 3 am

Your favorite local new reporter, Carl Azuz, is simply here to make us laugh with memes and to inform us about the problems of the world. This charmingly hilarious man w...

Carl Azuz, a depressed, horny man, meets a sexy, bad ass prostitute...