S3E22 "Bureau"

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With Pimento's (guest star Jason Mantzoukas) life still in peril, Captain Holt calls on an old friend in the FBI (guest star Dennis Haysbert) to help with a seemingly impossible heist. Meanwhile Amy makes a breakthrough while undercover, and Terry and Gina discover an information leak in the Nine-Nine.
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Rosa: Time for waiting is over. Now is the time for groin-stomping.

Bob Annderson: Damn right, it is! Let's go arrest that punk.

Jake: He says "punk" just like you.

Captain Holt: Where do you think he learned it, punk?

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Bob Annderson: Okay. There's an agent that matches that description. His name is Ryan Whelan. You think you could ID him if you saw him?

Jake: Oh, yeah. I'd recognize that scar from 20 miles away.

Bob Annderson: You must have fantastic vision.

Captain Holt: Or it's a gigantic scar.

Jake: I was clearly exaggerating. Why do you have to ruin everything?

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Bob Annderson: Why not? I really have embraced my wild side today.

Captain Holt: As have I. Chocolate and nuts. Actually, that's overkill.

Bob Annderson: Indeed.

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Charles: So guess what. Genevieve just texted. We're gonna hear about our adoption any minute.

Amy: I thought you were doing fertility treatments.

Charles: We are, but it's not going well. The doctor said my sterility is so aggressive, it may have spread to her.

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Captain Holt: What is Peralta doing?

Bob Annderson: He appears to be rifling through "Clown Boobies" magazine.

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Hitchcock: How dare you, sir? Do you really think we would leak information on purpose?

Gina: No. We think you're dum-dums and you did it by accident.

Hitchcock: Oh. Well, that's very possible.

Scully: Yeah, I could see that.

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Charles: Curse this perfect butt.

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