tldr this week has been terrible so in order to cheer myself up I wrote down as many funny things that have happened as possible so HERE YA GO
- The group chat is going through a phase where nobody is happy with the chat name so one of my friends has taken to changing the name to the most ridiculous national holiday she can find. Tuesday was National Ring-A-Ling day.
- I have been referring to my birthday as 'Driver's Permit Acquiring Day' and it's driving my parents crazy
- I have created a google doc entitled 'all the Italian phrases you will ever need', shared it with my friend, and this is what we came up with: ''mi piace la morte' which means 'i like death', 'voglio catapultarmi al sole' which means 'i want to catapult myself into the sun' and 'io preferisco Espanol' which is 'I prefer spanish' and my favorite 'Io ho pasta super powers, io shoot pasta out of my hands e uccido a (teacher)' which hopefully i don't have to explain but 'uccidio' means 'kill'
- in psych we're doing a presentation on drugs and it's utter chaos: 'nooo i don't wanna be put in swear jail' 'it makes u hot but not in the lenny face way, in the get-sick-and-die way' '(owl vine voice) drugs. Drugs? DRUGS!'
- we forgot to delete this stupid slide where we put all the memes while we were presenting and my entire class got to see the meme slide in all its glory
- in order to teach us about the 1920s slang my teacher had us write down as much 2010s slang we could think of, then he read everything out loud and had us explain everything to him and DO I HAVE TO EXPLAIN HOW CHAOTIC THAT WAS
- I spent half of my money on chocolate bars during lunch lol
- 'describe yourself in three words' 'the biggest idiot' 'NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO'
- the kid next to me in english (as a joke it's all cool, he does stuff like this all the time and i find it hilarious) started like stroking my jacket with his foot so i took the jacket off and he KEPT DOING IT TO MY JACKET WHICH WAS HANGING ON MY SEAT
- my history teacher said 'so when do you stop playing with the DS/Nintendo?' and my friend and i just look each other in the eyes and laugh because the answer is never
- my family friends came over and they're a pair of siblings who are super funny ("you never hang out with boys!" "dude you're in fourth grade don't lecture me about my love life") also i went undefeated while playing smash 4 w them
- my friend and i made each other in the sims, made a grilled cheese cult, forced everyone to dress as gnomes, AS YA DO, also we made her dog 'active' and when we sped up time he did figure eights
yyyyyeahhhh that's basically it
ive been sick literally all week and still having to go to school and i feel dead inside plus other things lolol
but i feel like this week has been terrible for a lot of people i know
hopefully if u also had a bad week this chapter helped out!!!
