because why not?
-Travelled to the library and stayed there the whole day with one adult sim purely because I had three toddlers and two babies and wanted to send them all to daycare because I am a terrible parent
(The second i return from the library, one of them gets whisked away because daycare glitched and his stats didn't refill)
(I proceed to re-create him in Create A Sim because I ain't having none of that)
-Made the mistake of taking a toddler to one of the city festivals (she passed out like five times)
-Put the toddler/baby responsibilities on my teen sim and the cleaning jobs on my kid sims as I proceed to pass out from being bad at keeping an actual sleep schedule
(Kids then always forget to do their homework and get terrible grades because I am a bad parent)
-Get salty that I can't buy the movie stuff pack thingy and proceed to ctrl-bracket a metric ton of cheap TVs to make them bigger than that stupid movie screen could ever be and force everyone in the household to watch
-Sold spoiled cereal at the flea market because why not
-Had a sim who could literally flirt with anyone and be super close to them, etc. and he'd still be in the friend zone no matter what
(Which really bugged me cause me and my friend wanted him to get with this one sim for story purposes but n o p e)
-Wrote a nonfiction book called "PoopyPants One, Two, Three!" as suggested by my brother and it proceeded to be a bestseller or masterpiece or whatever and single-handedly paid our bills and all our food costs, the maid and babysitting services, and let us expand our second floor and get a pool
-Had a sim die from BEING TOLD A VERY FUNNY JOKE
(Seriously the only moodlet he had was the "funny conversation" one whY DID HE DIE)
-Had a sim take an angry poop and then PROCEED TO DIE
-Surrounded a sim with toilets so that she couldn't move
(She actually proceeded to cheat death cause she couldn't do the death animation (because she was suRROUNDED BY TOILETS) but if I had taken a toilet away she would have walked out and then died)
-So my family (my IRL FAMILY LOL) and I were going to Home Depo one day and we saw some gnomes and my dad thinks he's funny and ran his Gnome Depo joke into the ground so I recreated it in the sims: a store that only sold gnomes
(It took me like two hours to make because I was a n00b at the time and I was actually pretty happy with it once I finished)
(It was a huge financial success and my dad was so proud)
-..........gRILLED CHEESE CULT CLUB
(whY DID I DO THAT)
