i feel like i've done this so that's why i did the year
anyway
let's evaluate
ashton:
is literally a dad
like literally
he finally got the kids to yoga
also they see you sneaking pictures of you
also he has seven fan accounts
ashton is the pure side of 5sos stan twitter
michael:
meta
so meta
so freaking meta
you want memes
he's got memes
he can't explain his tweets in the "explain this tweet" games in interviews
did i say meta
he knows us too well
he's the dank side of stan twitter
luke:
retweets more than half of the time
provides meme content but unintentionally
(tHeRe ArE nO cUrReNt 5sOs MeMeS)
half of the time he tweets cute stuff
other times he tweets like a 5 year old stuck in 2011
talks about his dog
a lot
he really love his dog
he's the wild side of stan twitter
because nobody knows what he'll do next
calum:
hood
i'm kidding
but he doesn't use twitter often
he just is kinda chillin
when he does use twitter it's retweeting the band account or other members
or like
bullying luke or something
he's basically the chill side of stan twitter
he's just chillin
5sos main account:
you can tell when the boys retweet their own tweet
mostly run my ashton
sometimes luke and michael will throw something weird in there and we're like
wtf band account
chill
like seriously
calm tf down
the band account is mostly for like
important information
they're the update account of stan twitter
except the update accounts do a better job of updating than them
no tea no shade
that's my evaluation of 5sos twitter accounts
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