So Ashton is a bit stressed bc Drake, Ariana Grande, Shawn Mendes, and Kanye West releasing albums at the same time as them
It's gonna be fine right
It's gonna be okay
So here's the deal
Go down to your local salon and get a haircut
You get a 5sos album
Everyone wears shoes
You get a free pair of shoes
Local bed bath and beyond
You get a free towel
A free scented cinnamon candle
How bout that
Get a 5sos album get a free cutout of Demi Lovato
They need something smarter
What do you got Cal
He's working on it
Here at 5 Seconds of Summer they're very generous
They know during release week they gotta come in hard
They've upgraded the package
They now have cutouts of
J-also
Meghan Trainor
Lo-Fi Jay-Z
Niall Horan
And Liam Payne
(They come as a package deal)
Now you're not gonna find a deal like this anywhere else
So
Buy that album
YOU ARE READING
The 5sosFam Guide: 6
RandomLiterally I started this book like 3 years ago or something and now we're at 6 that's two a year this series is gonna end up being an encyclopedia by the time I graduate high school but hey someone's gotta record every single thing 5sos do and uploa...
