Ask/Dare The Creepypastas

Dare To Offenderman

Kit(AnEvilKitsune): Offenderman, I dare you to act like a praying mantis for the next three asks/dares.

*She then whispers to him what he has to do and he gets an unsure look.*

Offenderman: Are you...sure about the last part? I mean the first is obviously fine by me but...

Kit: *nodding* You've gotta do it.

Offenderman: Hmm...

*He looks around the room and everyone pretends they don't know what's going on, trying not to catch his attention.*

Offenderman: I have an idea.

*He disappears*

Zero: Oh great, where did he go?

Jane: Hopefully somewhere gone forever.

Splendorman: I don't want my brother gone forever! D:

*Just then Offenderman appears back again, this time with some random lady in his arms.*

Splendorman: Offender-brother! You're back!...Whose that?

Offenderman: *walking to his room with the person* None of your business, brother.

*He shuts the door to his room and they all hear loud screaming.*

VM: *looking nervously to Kit* What was that dare all about...

Kit: You'll see...

~timeskip~

*Its been a while now and everyone basically forgot about Offenderman until he finally steps out from his room...*

Neliotis: *screaming* AGHH!!! D8

Jane: 0_0...

Kit: So, you did it.

*He stand smirking, holding the decapitated head of the same lady from before in his hands and blood was dripping down his face.*

Offenderman: Done. Boy, did I have fun~ too bad she had to die.

Kit: You forgot the last part though.

Offenderman: I'm not eating this -_- *He thrusts the head aside* now, does anyone want to have some fun with me without me having to kill them~?

Kit: You still have to carry out my dare for the next three asks/dares, remember? -_-

Offenderman: .....*He sighs* Fine.....

*He disappears yet again to retrieve another victim.*