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elounor

okay, so this is about elounor.

do they even have a last name? calderson? tomlincalder?

anyway.

i have watched many, many, many elounor proof videos. and no, i have not commented on or disliked any of them. i have simply observed them, because, hey, who doesn't want to hear the other person's side. it's actually kind of more larry proof.

let me just tell you, they seem fake. they don't even know how to hold hands right. i have seen louis hold hands with somebody else before *cough cough* harry *cough cough* hannah, and he actually wrapped his fingers around their hand. with eleanor, he just let's his fingers hang there while she clings to him.

that's pretty much how their whole relationship is, actually.

i believe that eleanor is getting paid to act like she's dating louis, which means i think she's a beard.

modest! management has done this before, with lance bass, from n'sync. don't say that i'm lying, i'm not. lance bass has said that modest made him have a few beards the whole time he was working with them.

and guess what!?

he's gay.

so why is it so hard to believe that louis tomlinson, who is one of the gayest people i've seen and wears girly flats and gets pedicures, has a beard?

eleanor seems like the perfect type.

she's beautiful. she has hugged the president of modest! management.

and don't get me started on their tweets.

they've had two anniversaries in one year, and half of louis' tweets to her don't even sound like him. actually, they don't even tweet anymore.

@EleanorJCalder shut up and make me a sandwich.

@Louis_Tomlinson you can't eat bread...

bread is a slang term for vagina. just saying.

louis has also tweeted eleanor when he was sleeping. that's cool.

and don't you find it odd that every single time a larry rumour (or i like to call it a truth) goes around, eleanor posts a photoshopped picture of her and louis with little hearts, like that will completely change our mind and forget about the rumour? she once posted a picture of her clothes drawer, which was completely random, and on the top was a t-shirt that said i heart louis.

the one wear eleanor is sitting on louis' shoulders? fake.

where they're in their swimsuits and she has her arm wrapped around louis' (justin bieber's) waist? fake.

louis and eleanor's dates literally consist of walking around in public in front of a million papparazzis, sitting in a no paps airport with paps, and going grocery shopping.

no fancy dinners, no nothing?

the only elounor proof i've seen that has made me doubt larry a tiny bit-because everyone doubts, right?- was when louis had his arm wrapped around eleanor's waist and he smiled and kissed her cheek.

but since everything else is fake, that kinda cancels it out.

also, i kinda ship max and eleanor. they look way more real than elounor. 

and don't get me started on the triplets.

it's too complicated. let's just say i think they're twins, because birthmarks and height differences and such.

agree or disagree?