The Trials Of M. Kelso- 34

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"So if "x" equals 7, "y" equals..." Donna waits for Jackie to answer.

"Two?" Jackie guesses.

"Wrong. Kelso?" Donna asks, seeing if Kelso knows.

"Uh... "L"?" Kelso asks as I face palm.

Kelso and Eric laugh as I push Hyde off the freezer so I can get a popsicle. He frowns as I open the chest freezer and grab one. I replaced Hyde's spot.

"Also wrong. It's a pretty simple equation, guys. Just think about it for a second." Donna sighed.

Jackie looks over to Kelso and they look at each other for a moment, "You're so pretty. You don't even need to know math."

Hyde hops up on the freezer next to me and puts his arm around me.

"That's so weird. I was just thinking the same thing." Jackie agreed with Kelso.

"Steven, you're so pretty, you don't need to know nothing." Eric says sarcastically to Hyde.

"That's good, 'cause I'm stupid." Hyde played along.

We laughed as Donna glared at us. Eric stuck his tongue out and pointed a thumbs down at Jackie and Kelso. I opened my popsicle and started eating it.

"Real mature, guys." Kelso said.

Fez ran in and he looked like he had just gotten beat up. I didn't know if it was blood or paint on his ripped up jacket that had a few pins on it.

"Fez, What the hell happened?" I asked as I licked my popsicle again.

"I was walking back from the pep rally, flush with school spirit when some boys from Fort Anderson, they jumped me, and they slapped me, and they beat me." Fez explained.

"Aw, fezzie." I frowned as I went over and hugged him.

It's what he really needed. He loves hugs and has just gotten beat up, what else would I do?

Eric started laughing as Hyde looked at him seriously, "Hey, that's not funny, man."

I let go of the hug and walked back over to Hyde and Eric.

"It's really not. They spray painted me on my ass." Fez quickly replied.

Hyde and Eric began laughing. I playfully hit both of them as Hyde then took a lick of my popsicle. I hopped back up next to Hyde.

"I want revenge against those Fort Anderson Snapping Turtles." Fez frowned.

"Look, Fez, I'll tell you what. Let's go to the garage and I'll get you some paint thinner." Eric said, walking over to the door.

I took back my popsicle from Hyde and he frowned once more. I chuckled as I gave it back to him and he smiled.

"I'm sorry Fez, it has to be done." Eric patted his back as Kelso followed.

"Yah, and the three of us have to watch." Kelso referred to the boys.

"I'll stay here." Hyde nodded and licked the popsicle again.

"Fine. But this time, no smoking." Fez groaned.

The three boys walked out of the basement and to the garage. Donna let out a sigh as she uncrossed her legs and set the binder down on them.

"Great. Now maybe we can get some work done." Donna said and rolled her eyes.

Jackie sighed as well, "Michael's so sweet."

"Uh-oh." Donna said.

"He's just so..." Jackie smiled.

"No!" Donna cut her off.

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