This is part of the reason why I changed the character from Reina de Naipes to Diana Ruíz.
This is a just a rough preview that will uploaded (and edited) once I go through requests.
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Diana created a new chat.
Diana added Roy, Eliwood, Ninian, and Kiran.
Diana renamed the chat to, "This was Kiran's idea."
Diana: Kiran wtf did you make me create this chat
Diana: I already have one for Roy's family.
Kiran: You're missing one person.
Diana: Wait what?!?!?!??!
Kiran: Go find his uncle, Nils.
Diana is offline.
Roy: You sent the Scribe away. Why?
Kiran: Because.
Kiran: She's your daughter
Roy: WHAT
Eliwood: I'M A GRANDFATHER?!?!?!?!?
Ninian: Eliwood, calm down.
Eliwood: WHAT
Roy: IS DIANA MY FUTURE DAUGHTER
Ninian: That does make sense. I means she does have red hair....
Eliwood: You're taking this very calmly.
Ninian: Still processing it
Kiran: It's true, Granddad Eliwood.
Diana is online.
Diana: F*** you Kiran.
Diana: Alfonse reminded me that Nils isn't here yet.
Diana: Wait.
Diana: Grandad Eliwood...?
Diana: KIRAN SHIROGANE I AM GOING TO MURDER YOU
Eliwood: ?
Ninian: What?
Roy: ?
Diana: JUST BECAUSE MY LAST NAME RUÍZ
Diana: MEANS SON OF ROY
Diana: IT DOES NOT MEAN THAT I AM ROY'S DAUGHTER
Ninian: Wait you're not?
Diana: I'm from the same world as Kiran
Diana: And my dad is named Martin Ruíz, not Roy.
Kiran: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Diana: You did that on purpose, didn't you?
Kiran: Maybe
Diana is offline
Kiran: Going to hide, bye!
Kiran is offline.
Roy: I'm still confused
Eliwood: So she's not related to us....?
Ninian: I think Kiran was bored.
Ninian: I think I heard him cackle
Eliwood: Phew. Really glad I'm not a grandad.
Roy: Yet
Roy: Dad I'm kidding.
Eliwood: ......
Roy: No, seriously!
Roy: (I don't have a girlfriend.)
Eliwood: If you say so.
Ninian: .........
Roy is offline
Eliwood is offline.
Ninian: I need to go call Lyn.......
Ninian is offline.
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(Can't remember if I did Diana is offline or Diana has logged off in the chat book.....)
Anyway, what do you think? Should I change Reina to Diana to keep cracking jokes? It might be a gag that I'll do occasionally.
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