Voltron oneshots

Pidge HC

pidge starts bringing her bayard with her whenever she's gonna use altean rosetta stone
coran notices one day and is like "??? you know i can turn the safety on for you right"
she knows. but she refuses to let this thing win
she and hunk are the "i told you so" duo
pidge: "name one difference between wii sports and real sports"
keith: ".....running?"
pidge: "shut the hell up i don't have to listen to this"
shiro's hand is as big as pidge's whole face and that stresses him tf out
pidge's laptop: [system error] pidge, mockingly: "system error"
You and Pidge having water fights
allura has no idea what peanut butter is lol but it sounds like it makes pidge happy so that's nice
lance and pidge operate on the sibling barter system
if you've got a sibling you know the one
"i'll trade your healing pod duty for lion cleaning duty" "dude deal"
"if you cover for me i won't tell shiro you were the one who swapped his shampoo out for hair dye"
"it was an accident"
"pidge. merciful pidge. my best and only friend-" "whatever this is about, just know in advance that you owe me big time"
[scaling the kitchen counter to reach something on a high shelf] pidge, softly: "parkour"
3:00am would just be you and Pidge on their laptop.
"Y/N you ready to press play?"
"Dude fuck yeah."
Fireflies playing loud asf through the coms
Both getting grounded but it was worth it
TWO WORDS
EXISTENTIAL CRISIS
Like seriously when was there a day where you and Pidge did not scream or not function after something you both said.
"Why am I in the kitchen?"
"I don't know. What if we're the sims in real life?"
Just collapsing on the floor, sofa, bed, laps you name it
And just
Screaming
Getting wifi in space
"WE LOST OUR FUCKING STREAK."
"I'll get it back."
Pidge hacking Snapchat and retrieving the streak
Updating your fanfiction
You both secretly wrote Klance smut/ fluff together
Hunk cried when he found out