Kira: Okay everyone! Starting from today, I'm the Captain. Chief. Leader. Boss. Okay?
Jeff: *raises hand* Why are we even working as police officers, anyway?
Kira: Because we lost several jobs except our job as TV Hosts. And we need the money. Besides, the previous officers of this station have all been killed mysteriously last night. We're taking over. We're gonna get some bad guys! *pumps fist in the air*
Slendy: Ironically, we're bad guys since we're killers.
Masky: Kira, you told us to kill them all.
Kira: *ignores what they said* Oh, what did you say? Did you say 'Yes, Ma'am!' Good! Off to work!
BEN: *drowning in his uniform* Help! I'm suffocating! *flailing the long sleeves around*
EJ: *adjusting his uniform's collar* These things are really uncomfortable.
Kira: Chop chop! Off to work, everyone! Sally, Charlie, bring my hot chocolate and candies to my office! *walks to office*
Sally and Charlie: Yes, Ma'am! *readying the hot chocolate and candies*
Hoodie: *is filing reports neatly and in the correct filing cabinets*
Jeff: So.... how does this police thing work?
Slendy: Well, what do you remember the cops doing when they're not chasing us?
Masky: I remember them putting some slips on cars who parked on the wrong spot.
BEN: Well, I remember seeing until I wore these horrid things. *moves* *trips* And walking properly.
Slendy: How about this, we do police stuff in different parts of the city.
Hoodie: *head pops up from a pile of files* I thought we're in a town.
Slendy: It's complicated. It's a city/town.
Hoodie: Oh. *goes back to filing*
Other Creepypastas: Aye, Slendy! *rushes out to do police stuff*
BEN: *flailing on the floor cuz he can't stand and see and the uniform he's wearing is making him unable to move*
With Kira...
Kira: *sitting behind her desk on a comfy leather work spinning whatever chair* *leaning back and has feet on desk* *has arms crossed and is smirking*
Sally and Charlie: *enters the office with her hot chocolate and candies* Here you go, Ma'am. *place them on her desk*
Kira: *removes feet from desk and sits properly* *starts drinking hot chocolate and gobbling up all the candies*
Sally and Charlie: O_O *backs away*
Kira: *doesn't notice and keeps on gobbling away*
Sally and Charlie: *quickly leaves the room* *contemplating whether or not to call an exorcist*
With Hoodie...
Hoodie: HELP! I'M DROWNING IN FILES AND PAPERWORK! *has hand out of the pile flailing for help*
BEN: I'LL SAVE YOU! *stands up and runs toward Hoodie's voice* *after first step he trips* Actually, maybe I can't.
Hoodie: AAAH! HELP MEEEE! *flailing intensifies*
Smile: BARK BARK BARK! (Translation: I'LL SAVE YOU!) *dives in pile* *starts pulling out Hoodie by using his teeth*
Hoodie: *gasps for breath* Thanks, Smile.
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Life As A Creepypasta
FanfictionKira's a creepypasta?! Whaaaaaaat?! Welp, more craziness for everyone. Let the craziness, commence! ~.~.~.~.~ Sequel of "Living With The Creepypastas"
