A/N: *gasps* Another one?! Hell yeah! And please read the author's note at the end.
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Slendy: *making breakfast* *cooking a bunch of eggs*
Creepypastas and Kira: *groggily leaves their rooms and goes down the stairs to the kitchen* *sits down on chairs, sleepily waiting for breakfast*
Slendy: Good morning. *still cooking*
Creepypastas and Kira: Morning. *yawns*
Slendy: *finishes cooking eggs and places them in front of Kira and the others* Eat up.
Creepypastas and Kira: *has their forks ready* *about to dig in*
Jeff: I am... EGGstatic to taste these eggs.
Creepypastas and Kira: *stares at Jeff intensely*
Kira: *shoves a forkful of eggs in her mouth* *chews and swallows* These taste... EGGcellent.
EJ: *also eats some and swallows* They taste... EGGquisite.
BEN: *also eats some eggs* Nah, you guys are just... EGGxaggerating.
Masky: We've got some... EGGxplaining to do on why we're making these puns.
Hoodie: Yeah, Slendy looks like he's about to... EGGxplode.
Sally: *giggles* You guys are cracking me up!
Smile: *barking happily* (Translation: These are some EGGcellent puns, don't you think? Slendy looks a little red in the face, and it looks like his calm mask is cracking bit by bit.)
Charlie: It's EGGxactly what it looks like, Slendy. You can't stop the puns.
Slendy: All of you are seriously EGGing me on to ground every single one of you, aren't you?
Creepypastas and Kira: ...
Slendy: You're all grounded.
Creepypastas and Kira: *starts protesting*
Slendy: Shut up and eat your eggs, you eggs.
Creepypastas and Kira: *shuts up and eats their eggs quietly*
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A/N: Okay, I need to explain things quickly. So, our grading system was slightly changed. Slightly, I mean we can only pass if our grade is ABOVE 90 ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!? AND OUR PHONES WILL BE TAKEN AWAY DURING CLASS TIME. I SWEAR TO GOD I'M BURNING DOWN THE WHOLE SCHOOL!!! AND THIS ALSO MEANS I WON'T BE UPDATING MUCH. THANKS, SCHOOL. HOPE YOU CRUMBLE INTO DUST!
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Life As A Creepypasta
FanfictionKira's a creepypasta?! Whaaaaaaat?! Welp, more craziness for everyone. Let the craziness, commence! ~.~.~.~.~ Sequel of "Living With The Creepypastas"
