Kira: Hmm, maybe I should go on a diet...
*BOOM*
*CRASH*
*SCREAMING*
*BANG*
*SCREECHING*
Creepypastas: *bursts through Kira's bedroom door* DID WE HEAR YOU SAY THE WORD 'DIET'?!?!?
Kira: o-o Uh, yeah? Why?
*SCREAMING AND SCREECHING INTENSIFIES*
Slendy: *clears throat* And why do you want to go on a diet?
Kira: It's my decision. Don't go controlling my life. That's why it's MY life.
Creepypastas: *murmuring*
Slendy: You're right. We'll be going. *closes door*
Kira: Now, *stands up* where do I start?
Timeskip brought to you by the animatronics' screeching...
Jeff: Guys, isn't it weird Kira didn't go downstairs to go out and go jogging?
Creepypastas: *now curious and suspicious* *goes upstairs quietly to Kira's room*
BEN: *opens door*
Kira: *watching on Netflix while eating junk food* *notices them* Hey guys! Wanna join me?
Creepypastas: ...
Timeskip...
Creepypastas and Kira: *watching on Netflix while eating junk food* OOOHHHHHHH!!!!!
Yeah, no diet for Kira.
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Life As A Creepypasta
FanfictionKira's a creepypasta?! Whaaaaaaat?! Welp, more craziness for everyone. Let the craziness, commence! ~.~.~.~.~ Sequel of "Living With The Creepypastas"
