Humour: The Nigerian Way #ProjectNigeria

When A Good Girl Leaves Home

When a good girl is sad and leaves home;

America

Girl stops cab and enters

Cab: Where to ma'am?

Girl (sobs quietly): Anywhere, just drive.

Cab: Okay ma'am.

Nigeria

Girl stops cab and enters

Cab: Where?

Girl: Anywhere just drive.

Cab: Abeg! Abeg! Abeg! Na me and you wan do dat one. My friend come down jarey! if you no know where you d go. Mtcheeeew.

Please! Please! Please! Is it me and you that want to do that nonsense now? My friend get down if you don't know where you are going to.*Hiss*

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I want to thank everyone reading, voting and commenting on this book.

Starting from the next chapter, I'll be dropping funny Nigerian facts at the end of each joke.

I really don't know if the are real but naira land claims that they are; so who am I to rebel?

I Am Harielta! That's who.

Just kidding I'm not going to rebel.