Once upon a time an Overwatch trash fangirl thought of a plethora of Overwatch puns and pickup lines for all of the characters around 5AM because she couldn't sleep, and that is me XD I hope you all enjoy my puns, pickup lines and A BUNCH of funny...
I know this is pretty late, but it's still Valentines Day where I am! As thanks for 30K views!!! I made this Overwatch Valentine scenario for you guys! (Plus little quotes~) Also sorry but I only did the guys👍👌🙇
Lúcio: He takes you on a grand tour around the country, you both have a romantic and fun adventure, and gives you your own private, special little concert expressing how much he loves you. (I made myself fangirl squeal making Lúcio's 😆)
"Y/n, you mean the world to me! Every time we're together my heart skips a beat for you! Be mine forever and I'll never let you go!"
Genji (human or cyborg, your choice): He gives you a beautiful hair clip and takes you to his favorite spot under a huge cherry blossom tree. You let him rest his head on your lap as you two have cute little conversations with each other and enjoy the peaceful atmosphere.
"My heart longs only for you, please stay by my side and I will always protect you."
Hanzo: He leaves you a note telling you to meet him in the onsen (温泉 hot spring). When you enter the hot spring, he hugs you from behind and you see that there are two cups and a bottle of sake set out for the two of you and a gift with your name on it, which is a brand new silky mini kimono.
"I've never done this before, but I wanted to do something special for you, my lover. The day is long, but the night will be longer."
Soldier (Dad) 76: You're his princess/queen (whatever you choose) so the day is all yours. He cooked you a wonderful morning breakfast and spoils you with flowers, chocolates, stuffed animals, whatever you want, and at night he takes you out to a romantic, fancy dinner.
"I'm all yours, I'm not spoiling you too much, I'm just doing my job and letting you know how much I love you. Just remember, I've got you in my sights."
McCree: You both get all dressed up and go to the movies (at high noon) then go to a bar/café (whatever place next) and you spend the rest of the day at you/his house (doing whatever you guys want *winkwink*).
"Darlin' I'm gonna make ya the happiest girl on this planet."
Reaper: You guys go to HotTopic (JKJK 😂) He honestly didn't know what to do for Valentines Day, so he gave you a bouquet of flowers and told you that he'll do whatever you want him to. So you both go out to town and walk around, holding hands and during the day you two share ice cream (or whatever food).
"You're mine, mine mine! If any guy tries to take you away from me I'll take their soul."
Zenyatta: He gave you a bracelet with beads that looked exactly like his orbs so you two had something matching together. You two were just experiencing tranquility together and would soon become one within the Iris (if y'know what I mean 😉 what's wrong with me 😂)
"Your beauty surpasses that of a goddess. My love for you is bigger than the universe itself."
Winston: (Him being the amazing scientist he is) He built you a special room and wanted to show you an amazing view. He tells you to close your eyes and he takes your hand, leading you inside the room. When you are told to open your eyes now, you see that you are on the moon, and on the floor in front of you is your name and Winston's name in a big heart. The sight was breath-taking and you give him a tight hug.
"Why buy you something with money when I could make you something that's priceless! I can make you anything you want to make you happy."
Reinhardt: He wanted you to have the best day of your life, so you spent the day together at an amusement park. He won you many prizes at the little game booths and you had a blast riding the rides with him, you weren't even scared when you both went in the haunted house because he was there to protect you.
"Your smile gives me life, so I'll make sure to bring a small to your face everyday!"
Torbjorn: He gave you a flower that was made out of armor, telling you that he made it because it will never die like his love for you. (I know Torb doesn't have a whole bunch of fan girls but he needs love too!)
"You're my precious treasure (his pirate skin heheheh). I can fix anything except your heart, because that is the one thing that I'll make sure never breaks."
Bastion: Bastion, with Ganymede, takes you outside in nature and you two have a nice, relaxing walk together. Bastion (somehow) learned to make a flower crown and puts it on your head, then Ganymede flies on top of your head and sings/chirps happily as you smile.
"Beep beep boop beep boop!" (Your smile is beautiful like nature!) (Idk I don't speak Bastion 😂)
Junkrat: He's been planning something all day and you've been feeling pretty lonely. Once it became night time, he knocked on your door and once your answered it he grabbed your hand and ran outside. When he told you to keep staring up at the sky, you saw hundreds of colorful fireworks exploding in the sky, some in the shape of hearts and it ended with a huge firework spelling out your name.
"It feels like my heart'll explode whenever I'm near ya!"
Roadhog: He bought you a Teddy bear as big as he was and it was holding a huge heart-shaped box that was filled with candy, flower petals, and multiple little notes with reasons why he loves you in them.
"I'm a gift Teddy bear you can always cuddle with."
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I also found this pic~ Give your loved one an Overwatch ring♡😆👍👌💖